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Moving back in with the parents

  1. #21
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how the fuck does an unemployed person get the money to renovate their apartments.

    he was probably renting, unless he was fucking up the plumbing intentionally then it will be covered by the properties insurance.

    if it was his condo he'd provbalby have insurance too.

    it all just insurance paying
  2. #22
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Apparantly it has come to this.

    At least for a few months while restoration is being done on my apartment.

    Its kinda exciting though because I actually get to move out of this absolute cess pool of a town.

    I don't know if I ever wanna come back.

    That's fucked, dude, what happened?
  3. #23
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    he flooded his place by letting the toilet overflow, cause he assumed it would stop when it was ready to stop

    edit: folks, lucky for his neighbors he doesn't have a gas stove 👍
  4. #24
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    did the flood take him to never neverland. just watch out for jackson's PENIS going deep inside ya bro
  5. #25
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Dregs did the flood take him to never neverland. just watch out for jackson's PENIS going deep inside ya bro

    Nice of you to give advice based on your experience.
  6. #26
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by Erekshun Nice of you to give advice based on your experience.

    i enjoyed it! as well as all PENISES before that and since then. all between 6 an q" to 12 an half. nearly 30 men. 3 women were just as awesome though. i experiment a lot

    do you want to experiment on me? xoxox
  7. #27
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    No. You can try to convince me though.
  8. #28
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    miss yo zokie baby

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrN69qCgeUM
  9. #29
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Enjoy being 13 again

    "don't forget to lock the door when you leave!"

    "It's 11 o'clock, where have you been!"

    "while you're living under my roof you'll do as you're told my lad!"

    "Quit struggling son and bite harder on that pillow, your mom will be home soon"

    My first sexual experience was a lot like my first game of highschool football. I was tired, dirty, and sore by the end, but at least my dad came.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #30
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    he's not allowed screen time anymore??
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