2019-06-11 at 9:50 PM UTC
he flooded his place by letting the toilet overflow, cause he assumed it would stop when it was ready to stop
edit: folks, lucky for his neighbors he doesn't have a gas stove 👍
2019-06-11 at 11:27 PM UTC
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
did the flood take him to never neverland. just watch out for jackson's PENIS going deep inside ya bro
2019-06-11 at 11:35 PM UTC
No. You can try to convince me though.
2019-06-14 at 2:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Enjoy being 13 again
"don't forget to lock the door when you leave!"
"It's 11 o'clock, where have you been!"
"while you're living under my roof you'll do as you're told my lad!"
"Quit struggling son and bite harder on that pillow, your mom will be home soon"
My first sexual experience was a lot like my first game of highschool football. I was tired, dirty, and sore by the end, but at least my dad came.
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2019-06-15 at 6:49 PM UTC
Nil
African Astronaut
[the overexcited four-footed chanar]
he's not allowed screen time anymore??