How do you get by if you run out of toilet paper and don't have any money to get more?

1. 2019-06-14 at 5:41 PM UTC

   #61
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Blasphemy!
2. 2019-06-14 at 5:52 PM UTC

   #62
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   thats like saying 'what you need pussy for when you got a perfectly good right hand'.
   
   
   .
3. 2019-06-14 at 5:57 PM UTC

   #63
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by Technologist When I was a kid, and we went to our farm, I’d have to use leaves. It worked.🌿

   
   Savage
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   • Technologist
4. 2019-06-14 at 7:04 PM UTC

   #64
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson to which the response was "what do we need beer for when there is water in the tap?"

   
   Who is tap
5. 2019-06-14 at 7:21 PM UTC

   #65
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by GGG Who is tap

   
   its the proper english word for faucet
   
   
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   • Jiggaboo_Johnson
6. 2019-06-14 at 7:39 PM UTC

   #66
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I thought about typing out faucet but then thought "fuck em, bloody foreigners"
7. 2019-06-14 at 8:03 PM UTC

   #67
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Anyone have contacts in Venezuela?
8. 2019-06-14 at 8:06 PM UTC

   #68
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Erekshun Anyone have contacts in Venezuela?

   
   No I wear glasses in Houston
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   • Octavian
9. 2019-06-14 at 10:20 PM UTC

   #69
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by Technologist When I was a kid, and we went to our farm, I’d have to use leaves. It worked.🌿

   
   Using leaves is a skill in and off itself.
   
   Gave up and washed my ass in the stream on at least one occasion.
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   • Technologist
10. 2019-06-14 at 11:07 PM UTC

    #70
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    I once wiped my ass with the book of mormon
11. 2019-06-14 at 11:09 PM UTC

    #71
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Thotgirl I once wiped my ass with the book of mormon

    
    How did that work out?
12. 2019-06-14 at 11:13 PM UTC

    #72
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    smear corn syrup on ur b-hole so ants will clean your ass while you sleep
13. 2019-06-14 at 11:14 PM UTC

    #73
    Thotgirl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by A College Professor smear corn syrup on ur b-hole so ants will clean your ass while you sleep

    
    Get pinworms
14. 2019-06-14 at 11:16 PM UTC

    #74
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    then wut
15. 2019-06-14 at 11:17 PM UTC

    #75
    

    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by A College Professor then wut

    
    
    Make the pinworms wipe yer ass.
16. 2019-06-15 at 12:49 AM UTC

    #76
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Thotgirl I once wiped my ass with the book of mormon

    
    He was saved.
17. 2019-06-15 at 12:53 AM UTC

    #77
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Technologist Make the pinworms wipe yer ass.

    
    but you've still got no paper to give the worms to wipe your ass with. and pinworms like to travel light, they don't pack toilet rolls in their carry ons.
    
    
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18. 2019-06-15 at 12:56 AM UTC

    #78
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    brit humor:
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    • Technologist, 
    • NARCassist
19. 2019-06-15 at 1:04 AM UTC

    #79
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    If you ever take a shit without toilet paper, spread your ass cheeks as far as they will go, then a little more, then shit, and you might get very lucky.
20. 2019-06-15 at 1:11 AM UTC

    #80
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    This is a true shitpost thread.