How do you get by if you run out of toilet paper and don't have any money to get more?

1. 2019-06-13 at 7:29 AM UTC

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   Period Blood Houston
   I usually wipe my butt on a towel. What do you do? I need advice.
2. 2019-06-13 at 7:29 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   ur marm
3. 2019-06-13 at 7:31 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   use a water bottle
4. 2019-06-13 at 7:31 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   ur hand
5. 2019-06-13 at 7:33 AM UTC

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   Period Blood Houston

   Originally posted by aldra use a water bottle

   
   How do you do that?
6. 2019-06-13 at 9:33 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   do you have a sink in your place?
   
   
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7. 2019-06-13 at 9:34 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   with running water?
   
   
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8. 2019-06-13 at 10:17 AM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   Kleenex, paper towels, borrow a roll from my neighbors. We never run out. We buy that shit in bulk.
9. 2019-06-13 at 10:28 AM UTC

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   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
   I've never not had $1.07 to go to the Dollar Tree in the extreme event I didn't have basic things to survive.
10. 2019-06-13 at 11:48 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i guess if its really important to you then next time you pass a bar or fast food place go in use the bog and fill your pockets before you leave.
    
    
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11. 2019-06-13 at 11:51 AM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Shit on company time.
12. 2019-06-13 at 11:54 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Shit on company time.

    
    what company?
    
    
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13. 2019-06-13 at 11:55 AM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Whichever company owns the toilet roll you're using. I've trained my body to only poop during business hours.
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14. 2019-06-13 at 12:19 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    tissue paper is actually a very handy thing to have, for many things
    
    
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15. 2019-06-13 at 12:20 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Stealing company bog roll works too.
16. 2019-06-13 at 12:27 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    that would be so shameful if you got caught tho
    
    lol
    
    
    
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17. 2019-06-13 at 12:37 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Use your left hand like a muslim
18. 2019-06-13 at 12:45 PM UTC

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Use your left hand like a muslim

    
    this is unbelievably hard
    
    Just steal a roll from a coffee shop, restaurant, whatever. I would do it when I was young and on drugs and dgaf
19. 2019-06-13 at 12:46 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Back in my day if you were out of shit roll we used our socks.
20. 2019-06-13 at 12:47 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Back in my day if you were out of shit roll we used our socks.

    
    That's why your feet stink