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2016-12-13 at 7 PM UTCYou think they haven't dealt with people trying to drink shit tons of water to pass a test? That's fucking piss test 101. In any normal scenario it's just dismissed and you have to take it again. On top of that they can send it to the lab and still find your droogz. Use someone else's piss or shut the fuck up you undeniable sack of corn shit!!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-13 at 7:40 PM UTCRefuse test on religious groundsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-13 at 8:18 PM UTCnoob the story of jesus makeing cocane from diesel fuel its not fuking mean it lireally it symbolises progressive pureifiaction of the soulThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-13 at 8:19 PM UTCi havent toked for 1.5 week u can used my piss if u wont
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2016-12-13 at 8:59 PM UTC
Originally posted by Semiazas Do weed.
Fail more tests.
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Profit.
Post last edited by Semiazas at 2016-12-11T21:22:51.355215+00:00
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2016-12-14 at 11:32 PM UTCThe doctors and probation officers have always told me that coke only stays in urine for 3 to 5 days. I say that is bullshit as I have been nailed on day 10. When I stopped smoking weed, I kept failing piss tests for a lil over 90 days........ I was only 190 pounds then and 6'1" tall.
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2016-12-14 at 11:44 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ You think they haven't dealt with people trying to drink shit tons of water to pass a test? That's fucking piss test 101. In any normal scenario it's just dismissed and you have to take it again. On top of that they can send it to the lab and still find your droogz. Use someone else's piss or shut the fuck up you undeniable sack of corn shit!!!
When you're clean, keep some of your piss in the freezer and you wont gotta fuck with someone else's. -
2016-12-14 at 11:47 PM UTC
Originally posted by Actor When you're clean, keep some of your piss in the freezer and you wont gotta fuck with someone else's.
I've never actually looked into this though it would make a lot of sense if the urine actually is preserved or whatever, like it wouldn't be all weird when you brought it back to room temp. Of course the problem with this is 'when you're clean' which is usually the inherent problem with someone who is trying to pass a drug test and having problems wondering how to do so. -
2016-12-15 at 1:39 AM UTC
Originally posted by plumpkatt1 The doctors and probation officers have always told me that coke only stays in urine for 3 to 5 days. I say that is bullshit as I have been nailed on day 10. When I stopped smoking weed, I kept failing piss tests for a lil over 90 days…….. I was only 190 pounds then and 6'1" tall.
ahh shit
IS NOTHING SACRED?!
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2016-12-15 at 2:15 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I've never actually looked into this though it would make a lot of sense if the urine actually is preserved or whatever, like it wouldn't be all weird when you brought it back to room temp. Of course the problem with this is 'when you're clean' which is usually the inherent problem with someone who is trying to pass a drug test and having problems wondering how to do so.
I have done this. To warm it back up its best to put your container that has the frozen urine with a lid and drop it in a cup of hot water. Kinda like how you would be heating a baby's bottle. You could heat it in the microwave but I dont recommend it. Heating and cooling and reheating the urine causes the creatnine(sorry bout the spelling) levels to drop and that will alert the lab that something is up with the urine. Also, keeping the urine at room temp will make the urine get nasty and smell like ammonia which will tip em off. -
2016-12-16 at 3:59 AM UTCI don't miss this life, constantly feeling that I have to outsmart somebody to keep up some deviant activities I'd gotten myself into. Fix yourself up, man. Whatever test you've just failed I promise you it won't be nearly as bad as the consequences of what you're up to despite. You've got to be ready, then healing can happen. I hope you find yourself there sooner than you think.
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2016-12-16 at 5:53 AM UTC
Originally posted by bling bling crush up a xanny in ur piss cup
"sir, you won't be getting this position because you failed the drug test, although we would be willing to buy your urine by the gallon to resell to the pharmaceutical industry"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-16 at 2:25 PM UTCIts got pill binders and everything! This man is a miracle of science!.
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2016-12-16 at 4:16 PM UTCWhen it comes to methadone or coke yu cant just put those in ur piss cause its their metabolites they test for. Not the drug themselves.
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2016-12-16 at 8:58 PM UTCfdp
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2016-12-17 at 3:30 AM UTC
Originally posted by Zanick I don't miss this life, constantly feeling that I have to outsmart somebody to keep up some deviant activities I'd gotten myself into. Fix yourself up, man. Whatever test you've just failed I promise you it won't be nearly as bad as the consequences of what you're up to despite. You've got to be ready, then healing can happen. I hope you find yourself there sooner than you think.
I wholeheartedly agree. Still having to provide my bodily fluids for employment or whatever is extremely demoralizing. If that is the basis of your relationship with someone then so be it, it's just bad juju to me.
edit: and I don't mean "you" as in literally YOU as I'm in the same boat, even though I wasn't using drugs anyways it really pisses me off.
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2016-12-17 at 6:33 PM UTCfap out your drugs like jeert jeert like right derpadew
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2017-01-25 at 10:55 PM UTCWell. Passed it niggers. I dont know how my dr did say something about there low something in the urine but didnt know what that means. I dont give uh fuck still my xanies.
Post last edited by El Diablo Cock at 2017-01-25T23:00:52.396664+00:00The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-01-30 at 1:56 AM UTCdid u use fak e pissr
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2017-01-30 at 3:05 AM UTC
Originally posted by El Diablo Cock Well I drank a shit ton on water the 12 hours preceding. So that was step one. To hopefully further delude it, I added some warm tap water. More water than pee. The clear color won't fuck me, because I drink a lot of water. At least I won't go to jail if negative, but I don't want to have to buy shit from the street so I don't get panic attacks.
It was probably low creatnine. Glad u passed.
