2016-12-11 at 5:46 PM UTC
Maybe. Surprise, one, from my dr, not probation or some such. Did about 8o worth of coke and, smoke and sniff about 28 hours prior. If fit, work out and exercise. I drank probably a gallon of water hours leading up to, and ate veggies and took some aspirin, whatever I could find online. Now here's I may have saved myself, or may have fucked my self. I pissed a bit at the very end up the stream, but I added some tap water. I take xanex, hence the random test. If I piss out nothing, I'll just have to take another one, probably with someone watching. If I just piss out the xanex, I'm good to go, but if piss for coke, he'll take my meds away, probably.
So anyone else stupid enough to do this? Will it help? Did I have enough clean time for it not to matter? It's going to be sent to a lab and I have a regular visit for him in about 10 days. I'm wondering he'll call or wait til I see if I pissed dirty.
Sorry for the long answer.
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2016-12-11 at 6:16 PM UTC
im guessing cocaine stays in your urine for more than a day
2016-12-11 at 6:19 PM UTC
Yeah same, hence the water. Is it even possible to delude it lots of water and adding water to it?
2016-12-11 at 6:23 PM UTC
you can not fool a drug test by diluting your urine.
2016-12-11 at 6:24 PM UTC
A bummer this question hasn't been asked and answered on the internet at least 184,275 times already. Good luck.
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2016-12-11 at 6:25 PM UTC
Yeah dude when you go to the bathroom just fill the cup with tap water and tell em that's how you piss. They'll believe you.
2016-12-11 at 6:29 PM UTC
I did put some pee in it lol. Really? I never found one about adding pee. Well, I haven't failed one yet, though about a year ago I legit drop some some in the sink and had to get more. But that was a year ago. Oh well, at least it wasn't a court thing.
2016-12-11 at 7:13 PM UTC
tell ur doc u have piss anxiety
liek seriously i cannot even pisst in public toilet most of the time
2016-12-11 at 7:15 PM UTC
Already did it on Wed. We sends it the labs. I wish he did it right away, so I wouldn't be stressed for 2 week.
2016-12-11 at 7:28 PM UTC
I think I'll for a 2nd chance because I really don't want to have to score stuff on the streets especially without the worry of drug tests. I don't sell them or abuse them. I take every so often if I'm about the have a panic attack or something.
2016-12-11 at 8:31 PM UTC
cut ur dosage down abit and replace it wif nature smoke or u may turnt on urself later
2016-12-11 at 8:40 PM UTC
Do weed.
Fail more tests.
?
Profit.
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2016-12-12 at 2:34 AM UTC
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
One cannot fuck up a drug test. One can, however, fuck up a life test.
2016-12-12 at 2:38 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
see if you can find out what sort of test they use; if you're lucky they're only testing for benzos to save shekels
2016-12-13 at 1:08 AM UTC
drug tests are for cucks lol
2016-12-13 at 3:39 PM UTC
Well I drank a shit ton on water the 12 hours preceding. So that was step one. To hopefully further delude it, I added some warm tap water. More water than pee. The clear color won't fuck me, because I drink a lot of water. At least I won't go to jail if negative, but I don't want to have to buy shit from the street so I don't get panic attacks.
2016-12-13 at 3:45 PM UTC
crush up a xanny in ur piss cup
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2016-12-13 at 5:43 PM UTC
Drug tests are why god invented cocaine
