how the fuck do i get rid of a broken microwave

1. 2019-06-11 at 11:12 AM UTC

   #61
   

   Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
   let me microwave your ass and dick find it to the lil'ins breakfast down the street kk? cool beans
2. 2019-06-11 at 11:14 AM UTC

   #62
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Dregs let me microwave your ass and dick find it to the lil'ins breakfast down the street kk? cool beans

   
   Why don't you let me microwave my dick in your ass? I will give you the cream cheese surprise.
3. 2019-06-11 at 11:14 AM UTC

   #63
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra nothing, pretty sure heat doesn't set it off

   
   It's heat + shock but microwaves are pretty high energy
4. 2019-06-11 at 11:59 AM UTC

   #64
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator It's heat + shock but microwaves are pretty high energy

   
   well try it then. be sure to keep a close eye on it so you can report every detail.
   
   
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5. 2019-06-11 at 12:56 PM UTC

   #65
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   Don't microwaves mostly just agitate water particles though?
   
   Looking up 'c4 explosive polarity' probably just got me on some kind of watch list.
6. 2019-06-11 at 1:16 PM UTC

   #66
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by GGG Don't microwaves mostly just agitate water particles though?

   
   They're very good at that in particular.
7. 2019-06-11 at 1:19 PM UTC

   #67
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   This is a small problem op.
   
   Broken heart > broken microwave
8. 2019-06-11 at 1:53 PM UTC

   #68
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by tee hee hee This is a small problem op.
   
   Broken heart > broken microwave

   
   gay