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how the fuck do i get rid of a broken microwave

  1. #41
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so its weak hearts that kill.

    not farad strength capacitors.

    depends how you look at it i suppose.


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  2. #42
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Leave it in the middle of the hallway or road and shit on it. The building or municipal management will have to clean it up.
  3. #43
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Narc just leave it in the street. plenty of people recycle electronics for copper and shit so somebody will soon pick it up.

    also people will buy the glass turn plate from inside on ebay when they've broken theirs.


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    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Leave it in the middle of the hallway or road and shit on it. The building or municipal management will have to clean it up.

    Two different lifestyles of littering
  4. #44
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Use it to HERF gay people while they sleep
  5. #45
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Shit in the microwave and then take it somewhere outside with an outlet available to use, set it for 15 minutes and run.
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  6. #46
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Take it to a local store/business after hours and dump it in their dumpster.
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  7. #47
    Admin African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stl1 Take it to a local store/business after hours and dump it in their dumpster.

    This. Or dump in an alley.
  8. #48
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    MAIL IT TO AMAZON LET JEFE PESOS DELE WITH EET
  9. #49
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol i bought a new one it was clean for almost a year then my cat got inside of it and ate the leftover over turkey I had in there when i fell asleep krunk.(fucking bastard) you can clean it bestly with


    or just take it to the dump. I throw away a lot of shit into the dumpster at my apts but I only think the feds are following me when im on tekken

    just sell it on craiglist.

    Bill Krozby is a MOON PERSON who falls pray to MOON PERSON marketing. Booo

    OP put a kitty in there and weld it shut and call the fire department to go deal with it for you. /fred
  10. #50
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    just dump it by the back door to your local town hall and call in a bomb threat.


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  11. #51
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    you could film them blowing it up for the pyro forum.


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  12. #52
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Leave it in the middle of the hallway or road and shit on it. The building or municipal management will have to clean it up.

    goddamn street shitting pakis.
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  13. #53
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    What happens if you microwave C4?
  14. #54
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    nothing, pretty sure heat doesn't set it off
  15. #55
    Insert a ball of aluminum foil

    Set it for 15 minutes

    Run like fuck
  16. #56
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator What happens if you microwave C4?

    if only finny is here.
  17. #57
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by Admin This. Or dump in an alley.

    dont dump it in an alley. This is exactly the type of attitude that gets our oceans full of pollution and garbage. Just take the damn time to put it in a proper waste receptacle, especially considering you're going to use someone else's.
  18. #58
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by JĎ…icebox Insert a ball of aluminum foil

    Set it for 15 minutes

    Run like fuck

    great to have u back, bro. Love seeing that Humboldt squid.
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  19. #59
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator What happens if you microwave C4?

    it melts and possibly catches fire is all


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  20. #60
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Now what if you microwave it while the microwave is bouncing around in a Land Rover?
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