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Squirrel seems like the type of girl who will leave you if your Dick is too small...

  1. #61
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Octavian All I know is Larry must have a wide grin on his face cumming home to Squirrel every day. 👊

    Player lyfe…

    Players get with multiple girls, mr mentally challenged. He's been cucked into living with n screwing only one.😃
  2. #62
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Makin babies can be a career choice 👍🏻
  3. #63
    Ghost Black Hole
    Is that a problem lol
  4. #64
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost Is that a problem lol

    Only for the baby daddies
  5. #65
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I think donttellem is the only member of nis/dh with full custody of their kid, maybe hamp.
  6. #66
    Ghost Black Hole
    Yeah women like to use children as bargaining chips.
  7. #67
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    I’m surprised more dudes don’t kill their baby mammas


    Pussies
  8. #68
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered
  9. #69
    Ghost Black Hole
    I used to love her
    But I had to kill her
    I had to put her
    6 feet under
    And I can still hear her complain
  10. #70
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WellHung Players get with multiple girls, mr mentally challenged. He's been cucked into living with n screwing only one.😃

    Lol she's my wife. Works her ass off every day on top of being a phenomenal mother. Some day I hope you find the same Matt.
  11. #71
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost I used to love her
    But I had to kill her
    I had to put her
    6 feet under
    And I can still hear her complain

    GNR lies...track 3
  12. #72
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Infantcock = likes Bill Krozbycock to compensate for his infantcock
  13. #73
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Infantcock because he has a cock comparable to that of an infant child.
  14. #74
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    I know this because Infantcock was caught "redlining" with an infant.
  15. #75
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
  16. #76
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lambasted lanny the lactating leprechauns longing larynx with large loads of laptop-lollipop launched love lube leaving the little lads lips lacerated, limpkin lactating, and labia languishing with lockjaw. (banned) infant cock because when I get finished with your asshole it's going to look like you just gave birth.

    to a baby elephant.

    lololol
  17. #77
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Lol she's my wife. Works her ass off every day on top of being a phenomenal mother. Some day I hope you find the same Matt.

    “Fuck you larry,you’re not my real dad!”

    10 times a day. Lol
  18. #78
    Originally posted by Archer513 “Fuck you larry,you’re not my real dad!”

    10 times a day. Lol

    That's easily dealt with

    "Can I have $20"
    ...go ask your real dad

    "Can I watch ## on TV"
    ...no, go ask to watch your real dads TV

    "Can I get a ride to my friends house"
    ...go ask your real dad

    "Will you be paying for me to go to college?"

    lololol

    etc etc.

    The real dad thing quickly backfires on the little fuckers when they don't get shit.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. #79
    Ghost Black Hole
    As a step child it is your job to fuck with the step parent as much as possible so they have to prove themselves to earn their place. That involves giving the child large amounts of money to buy their love.

    Children are woke like that. They will like you if you buy them things because they are smart. Good kids are stupid.
  20. #80
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Archer513 “Fuck you larry,you’re not my real dad!”

    10 times a day. Lol

    Lol but I am the Dad


    Stick to pullin highschool gym teachers at Applebee's happy hour, Arch.
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