2019-06-10 at 1:53 PM UTC
Makin babies can be a career choice 👍🏻
2019-06-10 at 2:04 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I think donttellem is the only member of nis/dh with full custody of their kid, maybe hamp.
2019-06-10 at 2:08 PM UTC
Yeah women like to use children as bargaining chips.
2019-06-10 at 2:09 PM UTC
I’m surprised more dudes don’t kill their baby mammas
Pussies
2019-06-10 at 2:10 PM UTC
Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered
2019-06-10 at 2:11 PM UTC
I used to love her
But I had to kill her
I had to put her
6 feet under
And I can still hear her complain
2019-06-10 at 3:12 PM UTC
Infantcock = likes Bill Krozbycock to compensate for his infantcock
2019-06-10 at 3:16 PM UTC
Infantcock because he has a cock comparable to that of an infant child.
2019-06-10 at 3:17 PM UTC
I know this because Infantcock was caught "redlining" with an infant.
2019-06-10 at 3:23 PM UTC
Originally posted by Archer513
“Fuck you larry,you’re not my real dad!”
10 times a day. Lol
That's easily dealt with
"Can I have $20"
...go ask your real dad
"Can I watch ## on TV"
...no, go ask to watch your real dads TV
"Can I get a ride to my friends house"
...go ask your real dad
"Will you be paying for me to go to college?"
lololol
etc etc.
The real dad thing quickly backfires on the little fuckers when they don't get shit.
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2019-06-10 at 3:28 PM UTC
As a step child it is your job to fuck with the step parent as much as possible so they have to prove themselves to earn their place. That involves giving the child large amounts of money to buy their love.
Children are woke like that. They will like you if you buy them things because they are smart. Good kids are stupid.