Lol. If I was more of a thug people would be a lot less comfortable jumping me.
And like I said 80% of those were losses. I'm not fast. Strong but not fast. My inclination is always to grapple with them or choke them just bc my arms and legs are long as fuck. Fighting dudes that just have that scrappy instinct sucks. Doesn't matter how big and strong you think you are- when your brain bounce s off your skull, shit stops working. That's why I hate every time I see BLM talking about a young black dindu being "unarmed" these are all people who haven't had their head stomped on and football punted. I have. It's why my teeth are in splinters. You can EASILY kill someone stomping on their head.
It's a scary fucking feeling to still have the fire to continue the fight inside of you, but suddenly you realize you arms and legs and eyes aren't working right, and there's not a single thing you can do to defend yourself from someone cracking your skull open.
My jaw still clicks from the beer mug.
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Originally posted by CASPER
My nigga….stahp. No one that spends as much time as we do on the computer is lightning fast anything. Hormel chili, spaghetti-os , and McDonald's can only supply so much vital energy.
Real talk.
Fuck, dude. I worked plainclothes LP for for K-Mart for 10 years. Hundreds of fights would be an understatement. I'm one of the best street fighters you've ever seen, and I have a knockout punch that would hit you so fast you wouldn't even see it coming.
Originally posted by -SpectraL
Fuck, dude. I worked plainclothes LP for for K-Mart for 10 years. Hundreds of fights would be an understatement. I'm one of the best street fighters you've ever seen, and I have a knockout punch that would hit you so fast you wouldn't even see it coming.
can I have your autograph? The closest thing I've ever had to a fight was one time someone pushed me on the way out of a movie theatre. My heart started racing, I shat my pants and I charged him with assault
Originally posted by -SpectraL
Fuck, dude. I worked plainclothes LP for for K-Mart for 10 years. Hundreds of fights would be an understatement. I'm one of the best street fighters you've ever seen, and I have a knockout punch that would hit you so fast you wouldn't even see it coming.
Tackling a fat white trash bitch shoving jerky sticks and batteries down her pants doesn't count as a fight, dawg.
Originally posted by CASPER
Tackling a fat white trash bitch shoving jerky sticks and batteries down her pants doesn't count as a fight, dawg.
You get all kinds of bad asses. Tag-teams of professional boosters, too. Out in the parking lot with a gang of thieving hardcases, you better know how to fight.
Some nigger once robbed my friend here in the u.s. We found out where he sleeps in his car. The first BRiCK through the window woke him up. The second BRiCK put him back to sleep. Nigga still walks around with a chipped tooth to this day (lol).
One time some nigger burglarized my friends house. We knew it was him. We fought us vs him n him friends. Ended up breaking his arm. He came over with a cast (lol) couple of weeks later with weed/ liquor as a peace offering.
Once in Israel we were getting drunk, all of us Russian. We pretend to be Serbian because of Rusophobia in the region. Some tard with his friend started talking shit about Russians (lol), "how good that you're not Russian, you know they get drunk and start fights, in Israel our dicks are cut, etc.". So we tell the both of them "actually, we're Russian". Put some to bed, others ran away without even protecting their friends.
Theres more but fuck typing it all out.
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I mean idk how things go in Canada, but here in the US, if a security guard ever seriously hurt someone - even someone who was stealing, even someone who'd attacked them first- they'd probably be fired immediately. When I bounced a strip club in my early 20s, i got let go for pushing a guy who spit a drink in my face.
So idk but....like Bill Krozby said feel free to post a video of you on a speed bag or someshit.
Yes, a lot when I was 16-22. Being 6'4" and living in MADchester I was a target for every little tit in the pub who wanted to show off/prove how tough he was to his girlfriend/mates by starting a fight with the big fella.
There is a pub in Swinton Manchester "The Brit" that has a little brass plaque under one of the windows (well it was still there last time I was in it about 15yrs ago) that says "Window kindly donated by (my name)", as I threw an idiot through it and the landlord of the pub banned me till I paid for the window (and the plaque). The good ol days etc.
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Yes, a lot when I was 16-22. Being 6'4" and living in MADchester I was a target for every little tit in the pub who wanted to show off/prove how tough he was to his girlfriend/mates by starting a fight with the big fella.
There is a pub in Swinton Manchester "The Brit" that has a little brass plaque under one of the windows (well it was still there last time I was in it about 15yrs ago) that says "Window kindly donated by (my name)", as I threw an idiot through it and the landlord of the pub banned me till I paid for the window (and the plaque). The good ol days etc.
