how the fuck do i get rid of a broken microwave

1. 2019-06-10 at 3:13 AM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   it's too big to throw in the trash and i don't have enough shit or will to go to the dump
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   • kroz
2. 2019-06-10 at 3:14 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   put it by the curb with a for sale sign on it
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3. 2019-06-10 at 3:20 AM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

   Originally posted by A College Professor put it by the curb with a for sale sign on it

   
   if the fedz see me theyre gonna fine me like 500 bucks though and they drive by like 24/7
4. 2019-06-10 at 3:20 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Drive it out to the ranch and put a bullet through it. It's better that way.
5. 2019-06-10 at 3:21 AM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Put it in its back and make a planter out if it.
6. 2019-06-10 at 3:24 AM UTC

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   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Shoot cannon
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   • aldra
7. 2019-06-10 at 3:37 AM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel
   break it down into its constituent parts
   
   keep the magnetron and converter for reasons
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   • aldra
8. 2019-06-10 at 5:07 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   
   
   nuff sad
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   • OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III
9. 2019-06-10 at 8:47 AM UTC

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   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Magnetron and Convertor sounds like shitty Decepticon Transformers.
10. 2019-06-10 at 8:52 AM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole
    If you can't figure this one out, how the hell do you take care of yourself? Oh that's right, you don't...
11. 2019-06-10 at 8:52 AM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Magnetron and Convertor sounds like shitty Decepticon Transformers.

    
    You're a douchebag loser
12. 2019-06-10 at 9:18 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by HTS break it down into its constituent parts
    
    keep the magnetron and converter for reasons

    
    high voltage caps are useful too
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    • HTS
13. 2019-06-10 at 9:31 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III it's too big to throw in the trash and i don't have enough shit or will to go to the dump

    
    lol i bought a new one it was clean for almost a year then my cat got inside of it and ate the leftover over turkey I had in there when i fell asleep krunk.(fucking bastard) you can clean it bestly with
    
    
    or just take it to the dump. I throw away a lot of shit into the dumpster at my apts but I only think the feds are following me when im on tekken
    
    just sell it on craiglist.
14. 2019-06-10 at 9:34 AM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole
    You think he needs advice With a proper cleaner? Hes a tweaked out moron, but he can't be that stupid. wtf is wrong with u, bill? Yeah, sell a broken microwave on craigslist. I'm surrounded by mental midgets around here.
15. 2019-06-10 at 9:35 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by HTS break it down into its constituent parts
    
    keep the magnetron and converter for reasons

    
    seems pretty teknical but im sure some gonts here can do it.
16. 2019-06-10 at 11:50 AM UTC

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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    there's a bit of copper in a microwave. pull it apart, make sure you pull the capacitor out properly tho, grab both the nodes and pull, back and to the left, back and to the left.
    
    
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17. 2019-06-10 at 12:10 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Narc there's a bit of copper in a microwave. pull it apart, make sure you pull the capacitor out properly tho, grab both the nodes and pull, back and to the left, back and to the left.
    
    
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    That's a good way to get electrocuted, dumbass. Stick to slinging drugs. Your technical knowledge leaves a whole lot to be desired.👍
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    • A College Professor
18. 2019-06-10 at 12:13 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by WellHung That's a good way to get electrocuted, dumbass. Stick to slinging drugs. Your technical knowledge leaves a whole lot to be desired.👍

    
    capacitors are the only parts in the microwave that retain power, you should be safe to touch anything else if you pop the caps out first. all of the ones I've got have plastic guards around the terminals too so it's fairly difficult to discharge them by accident.
    
    old crt tvs and monitors though...
19. 2019-06-10 at 12:14 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    OP: I had the same problem, was able to tear them down into disposable parts with just a leatherman/pair of pliers. it's mostly just bolts and connectors
20. 2019-06-10 at 12:16 PM UTC

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    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Use the circuit board to make a bomb