You'd expect God to send the messiah when there is technology to record and document his word.

1. 2016-12-11 at 12:50 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   But if anybody said they were the messiah today, nobody would believe them...
2. 2016-12-11 at 12:55 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm Jesus and I say do drugs.
3. 2016-12-11 at 2:34 AM UTC

   #3
   Anal Scratch Hemorrage Houston
   no prophet ever came that wasn't laughed at and scored upon at first. some were even sentenced to die, like Abraham, Moses, Joseph, Jesus and Muhammed. Of all of them only Jesus was actually killed though, and on his sentencing he told them "I die for your sins", that is, their unbelieving and their selfishness, but the Roman elite, first to adopt Christianity as an esoteric cult and later as a formal religion twisted the meaning of his words and said "he died so that all our bullshit could be forgiven", when in fact it meant "your bullshit has brought me to my death".
   
   Still, no prophet was actually believed in his time. Only when his threat came was that people started to listen.
4. 2016-12-11 at 5:06 AM UTC

   #4
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Actor But if anybody said they were the messiah today, nobody would believe them…

   
   i think the whole point of the coming of the messiah is for people to kind of realize whats happening without being told
5. 2016-12-11 at 5:11 AM UTC

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   bling bling Dark Matter
   noob how people havent had stone tablet before???
   
   collected human memory ist permanent asnd carried thru the ages
   memoris of tottal destruction a scar that strecth thru time
6. 2016-12-11 at 5:16 AM UTC

   #6
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by bling bling noob how people havent had stone tablet before???
   
   collected human memory ist permanent asnd carried thru the ages
   memoris of tottal destruction a scar that strecth thru time

   
   speaking of stone tablets maybe you should invest in rosetta stone to work on your english skills
7. 2016-12-11 at 5:20 AM UTC

   #7
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   goalith wos a old way david wos a new way
   
   crytal stonez of pure information
   
   than
   decapetate your head wit 1 swerv of the tounge
8. 2016-12-11 at 4:26 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   In 2000 years will they still be able to read the information we have on our computers?
9. 2016-12-11 at 5:57 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   Originally posted by Number13 In 2000 years will they still be able to read the information we have on our computers?

   
   Depends.
10. 2016-12-13 at 1:10 AM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    illl fite him
11. 2016-12-16 at 4:22 AM UTC

    #11
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    If it were true, it probably already happened and he got into the rave scene and tried some meth-bombs and nobody's heard from him since.
12. 2016-12-17 at 11:05 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    digital is not good for long term.