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ATTN : all females on this site ...

  1. #61
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by -mal- https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01LZDKW3B/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_mo.-CbJGYXPMB

    Fuck what the reviews say. This is cheap and waterproof.

    I don't get the "tail raise design" thing.
  2. #62
    ITT we discover that Spectral has not discovered the g spot
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  3. #63
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala ITT we discover that Spectral has not discovered the g spot

    Yup the infamous gspot
  4. #64
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by frala ITT we discover that Spectral has not discovered the g spot

    Buuttt.. I have no tail raise on me.
  5. #65
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Thotgirl CUMMIES. CUMMMMMMMMIIIEEES.



    Congrats on meeting a non asshole I've yet to meet a man who have give me cummies..

    i'd feel like i'd failed if i didn't make her cum.


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  6. #66
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by frala ITT we discover that Spectral has not discovered the g spot

    Dat A spot tho


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  7. #67
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Thotgirl is my alt. Lol. I cant hold it back any more.
  8. #68
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Lol

    I like thotgirl .. we don’t have much in common but that’s alright

    Opposites attract
  9. #69
    Originally posted by CandyRein Lol

    I like thotgirl .. we don’t have much in common but that’s alright

    Opposites attract

    like lions to deers
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  10. #70
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmao 😋
  11. #71
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by CandyRein My first one was when I was 18 with my first real boyfriend he was 29…
    When it happened, I was pretty terrified.. I jumped up and ran around the house screaming

    I genuinely didn’t know what happened to me

    Yeah my first gf made me stop 15 min in every time like clockwork bc she said she was going to pee. Finally I got mad and told her idgaf next time just pee bc I'm not going to stop and it's killing my concentration. When she finally shut up, she came so hard her nails tore a fat ribbon of skin off my neck and after she just covered her face and started laughing bc she felt so stupid. She'd been thinking she was going to pee for like a year and a half.
  12. #72
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    There are no females on this site.
  13. #73
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by CASPER Yeah my first gf made me stop 15 min in every time like clockwork bc she said she was going to pee. Finally I got mad and told her idgaf next time just pee bc I'm not going to stop and it's killing my concentration. When she finally shut up, she came so hard her nails tore a fat ribbon of skin off my neck and after she just covered her face and started laughing bc she felt so stupid. She'd been thinking she was going to pee for like a year and a half.

    Your story is just as hilarious as mine..
    I understand her tho.. I genuinely didn’t know what an orgasm was at 18 so when that happened to me I was terrified.. I didn’t know what he had done to me
    I just remember running screaming lmfao
  14. #74
    Originally posted by CandyRein Your story is just as hilarious as mine..
    I understand her tho.. I genuinely didn’t know what an orgasm was at 18 so when that happened to me I was terrified.. I didn’t know what he had done to me
    I just remember running screaming lmfao

    do you mind if i travel back in time, say, 10 years earlier and show you ?
  15. #75
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers There are no females on this site.

    make some.
  16. #76
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Smh!😋
  17. #77
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny do you mind if i travel back in time, say, 10 years earlier and show you ?

    Ur dick looks sunburned it needs a vacation
  18. #78
    CandyRein Black Hole
    It’s probably already been on a vaca....He just forgot the sun screen.. you need more melanin Vinny 👅
  19. #79
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    he'll want you to rub it on an all


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  20. #80
    Daddyissues Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by 🐿 Cummies is the most cringy word to me.

    Girl.. amen. Gross.
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