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My fucking toilet just flooded my apartment

  1. #21
    HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
    did you make sure to secure anything you had on the floor?
  2. #22
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I guess that valve IS the shut-off mechanism.

    like some kind of shut off valve???
  3. #23
    Originally posted by gadzooks Holy fuck… Good call.

    It was still flowing… I figured there would be some kind of auto-shut-off mechanism…

    I guess that valve IS the shut-off mechanism.

    Now if you had called in Bill Krozby the plumber this wouldn't have been a problem
  4. #24
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by gadzooks Holy fuck… Good call.

    It was still flowing… I figured there would be some kind of auto-shut-off mechanism…

    I guess that valve IS the shut-off mechanism.




    Removing the tank top and pulling up on the float or properly seating the flapper so that the tank would fill and actuate the float valve may have also been the quickest, easiest fix. The shut off behind the toilet is more difficult.

    People should learn about their home's mechanical operations.

    I firmly believe that there should be a required class in high school along the lines of "Things Everyone Should Know" that would include where to find and how to shut off your water/gas/electricity in an emergency, basic plumbing and electrical, basic home maintenance with replacing of HVAC enhancements, cleaning condenser coils and condensate drains, basic retirement planning, budgeting and normal household expenses, checking accounts and how to balance a check book (hey, I found a $50 mistake in the bank's favor once), etc.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #25
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by stl1 Removing the tank top and pulling up on the float or properly seating the flapper so that the tank would fill and actuate the float valve may have also been the quickest, easiest fix. The shut off behind the toilet is more difficult.

    People should learn about their home's mechanical operations.

    I firmly believe that there should be a required class in high school along the lines of "Things Everyone Should Know" that would include where to find and how to shut off your water/gas/electricity in an emergency, basic plumbing and electrical, basic home maintenance with replacing of HVAC enhancements, cleaning condenser coils and condensate drains, basic retirement planning, budgeting and normal household expenses, checking accounts and how to balance a check book (hey, I found a $50 mistake in the bank's favor once), etc.

    There are actual classes out there called Adulting 101.
  6. #26
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by stl1 Removing the tank top and pulling up on the float or properly seating the flapper so that the tank would fill and actuate the float valve may have also been the quickest, easiest fix. The shut off behind the toilet is more difficult.

    People should learn about their home's mechanical operations.

    I firmly believe that there should be a required class in high school along the lines of "Things Everyone Should Know" that would include where to find and how to shut off your water/gas/electricity in an emergency, basic plumbing and electrical, basic home maintenance with replacing of HVAC enhancements, cleaning condenser coils and condensate drains, basic retirement planning, budgeting and normal household expenses, checking accounts and how to balance a check book (hey, I found a $50 mistake in the bank's favor once), etc.

    When I first started high school they had a class called home improvement. Did minor plumbing, wiring and electrical, framing and roofing, stuff like that. After my freshman year they replaced it with autocad and computer networking.
  7. #27
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Ajax There are actual classes out there called Adulting 101.



    That sounds like a college class.
  8. #28
    Octavian motherfucker
    Any floaters come up with that water?

  9. #29
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 When I first started high school they had a class called home improvement. Did minor plumbing, wiring and electrical, framing and roofing, stuff like that. After my freshman year they replaced it with autocad and computer networking.



    Yeah, and you end up with people letting their place fill with sewage water because they're ignorant of all things mechanical. smh
  10. #30
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Octavian Any floaters come up with that water?





    It does make you wonder wtf Gadzooks ate yesterday, doesn't it? The toilet bowl would definitely have had to have been clogged in order to overflow in the first place.
  11. #31
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by gadzooks I thought of that, but I'd have to wade through all this toilet water…

    Im gonna do it anyway though, because i really should regardless.

    Now thatā€™s what I call some serious shit stirringšŸ˜
  12. #32
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Shit...it's what's for dinner!

  13. #33
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    One time I trekked through a shit filled basement for some DOM I had left down there.
  14. #34
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    My carpets, and the apartment hallway carpets, are all soaking wet, and the restoration company lady estimated that it's gonna be like $6,000 to dry the carpets, and prolly another $6,000 to replace the floors.

    I literally have to entirely renovate my entire apartment's flooring.

    FML.
  15. #35
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I placed a $100 liquor store delivery order just now on Skip the Dishes though so pretty soon I'll feel good again.



    #LifeHacks.
  16. #36
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by gadzooks My carpets, and the apartment hallway carpets, are all soaking wet, and the restoration company lady estimated that it's gonna be like $6,000 to dry the carpets, and prolly another $6,000 to replace the floors.

    I literally have to entirely renovate my entire apartment's flooring.

    FML.

    thats fucked up dude. well least liquor has your back. thats something for now.
  17. #37
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    What is fucked up is that his landlord (or insurance company) will have to pay out all of that money because Gadzooks was too stupid or too lazy to shut the fucking water off.
  18. #38
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by stl1 What is fucked up is that his landlord (or insurance company) will have to pay out all of that money because Gadzooks was too stupid or too lazy to shut the fucking water off.

    Insurance already gave the DENIED stamp.

    Btw, though, isn't this kind of situation EXACTLY what insurance is for?

    You pay a monthly premium in case you fuck shit up.
  19. #39
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by stl1 What is fucked up is that his landlord (or insurance company) will have to pay out all of that money because Gadzooks was too stupid or too lazy to shut the fucking water off.

    Gadzooks are you on a lease or month to month?
  20. #40
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Obbe Gadzooks are you on a lease or month to month?

    Its actually kind of a unique situation.

    On paper, my mom owns the place. I just pay the mortgage, utilities, property taxes, and strata fees.

    So, I guess my mom is technically my landlord.
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