ATTN : all females on this site ...

1. 2019-05-28 at 9:42 PM UTC

   #21
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I know :)
2. 2019-05-28 at 11:51 PM UTC

   #22
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Dregs there are no kids or females online anywhere except the cartoons, weird furry shit, and the like

   
   pretty sure you're wrong since I've brought several of them to this forum and others. are you by chance a functional retard?
3. 2019-05-28 at 11:55 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Admin African Astronaut
   I was about 12.
4. 2019-05-28 at 11:58 PM UTC

   #24
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   we need more korean girls like WAN and jerome. and korean guys while were at it since none of you motherfuckers are man enough to take me in sc2
5. 2019-05-29 at 12 AM UTC

   #25
   

   Admin African Astronaut

   Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III we need more korean girls like WAN and jerome. and korean guys while were at it since none of you motherfuckers are man enough to take me in sc2

   
   North Koreans.
6. 2019-05-29 at 4:49 AM UTC

   #26
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Admin I was about 12.

   
   yea but are you a female ?
7. 2019-05-29 at 10:43 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby pretty sure you're wrong since I've brought several of them to this forum and others. are you by chance a functional retard?

   
   yet i see none. pretty sure you a pathological liar with the AIDS in the brain. Not hatin just saying what I think
8. 2019-05-29 at 11:12 AM UTC

   #28
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Dregs yet i see none. pretty sure you a pathological liar with the AIDS in the brain. Not hatin just saying what I think

   
   Pretty sure you don't know what you're talking about
9. 2019-06-07 at 11:56 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Admin African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yea but are you a female ?

   
   Yeah...
10. 2019-06-08 at 12:01 AM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Admin Yeah…

    
    I have often wondered if you’re female or just Lanny thinking this is a funny alt idea.
11. 2019-06-08 at 12:01 AM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Redacted
12. 2019-06-08 at 12:04 AM UTC

    #32
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by gadzooks IANAF, but…
    
    I remember my first orgasm. I was like 13 or 14, and I was in Ottawa staying at my dad's that Summer. I was on the couch. My younger brother was asleep on the floor.
    
    I was just exploring things "down there", until I hit this sweet spot and felt something overwhelmingly pleasurable start to come on.
    
    Within seconds, I felt like I was launched into some alternate dimension. After a few seconds (although it felt like much longer), reality set back in, and I started freaking out.
    
    Bear in mind that this was back in the mid to late 90's. I had a computer with internet access, but did not converse with anyone online like kids do these days. I literally did not know what an orgasm was, or that semen can come out when there is no fleshy hole to receive it.
    
    I started panicking and freaking out. After a little while, I calmed down, and then proceeded to spend the vast majority of my hours holed up in the bathroom trying to get that feeling back.
    
    It took very little stimulation to bring on ejaculation/orgasm. There would be times my step mom would come by to turn my bedroom lights off and say goodnight, and I would go into rapid fire jack off mode as she walked down the hall, watching her ass, and then blowing my load before she got to the stairs.

    
    how in fuck did you not know what an orgasmism was at 13?
    
    
    .
13. 2019-06-08 at 12:07 AM UTC

    #33
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    anyway fuck you banny, you're not mentally molesting my childhood sexual experiences memories, ya fucking pedononse.
    
    
    .
14. 2019-06-08 at 10:13 AM UTC

    #34
    

    Admin African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Narc how in fuck did you not know what an orgasmism was at 13?
    
    
    .

    
    I'm a male and I didn't know until I had one. My parents never gave me the talk.
15. 2019-06-08 at 5:07 PM UTC

    #35
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Narc anyway fuck you banny, you're not mentally molesting my childhood sexual experiences memories, ya fucking pedononse.
    
    
    .

    
    i cant imagine what you must have been thru.
16. 2019-06-08 at 5:08 PM UTC

    #36
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    14
17. 2019-06-08 at 5:31 PM UTC

    #37
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    My first one was when I was 18 with my first real boyfriend he was 29...
    When it happened, I was pretty terrified.. I jumped up and ran around the house screaming
    
    I genuinely didn’t know what happened to me
18. 2019-06-08 at 5:32 PM UTC

    #38
    Thotgirl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CandyRein My first one was when I was 18 with my first real boyfriend he was 29…
    When it happened, I was pretty terrified.. I jumped up and ran around the house screaming
    
    I genuinely didn’t know what happened to me

    
    I got my first cummies 14 hairbrush
19. 2019-06-08 at 5:33 PM UTC

    #39
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Cummies is the most cringy word to me.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
20. 2019-06-08 at 5:33 PM UTC

    #40
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    I had masturbated before but never touched my clitty..
    
    When I had my first orgasm that’s all he focused on and it just happened