2019-06-07 at 7:01 AM UTC
Looks like the nardil didn't work, I knew he was an idiot
2019-06-07 at 7:03 AM UTC
If he's not dead I'll finish the job myself
2019-06-07 at 7:12 AM UTC
If hes not dead youll probably want to hold off so scientists can reverse engineer whatever pathogen is keeping his bloated, stinking, cut up corpse going.
They said they removed all his throat organs en bloc with the tongue. Couldnt really picture what that would look like. Then i had a dream we were the last players at a hand of poker and i kept saying shit to antagonize him and make him overthink his hand and he kept making a hissing sound from the huge hole in his chin and neck, but somehow he was still talking at the same time. And i woke up and i was like "Oooh. Thats what that meant"
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2019-06-07 at 7:15 AM UTC
Also fuck you Matt. I mean im not really that angry, im just disappointed in your choices. How bored are you? At least have some dignity and get on some heroin and have the cops kill you. Dying slowly in a dingy free motel room, eating pilfered continental breakfasts and pining after internet forum crushes and trying desperately to get peoples attention is a pretty un-rad way to go out.
Youre better than that.
Folks?
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2019-06-07 at 4:55 PM UTC
Urgh, a fellow nigga getting cut up like cattle. Makes me sick. He wasn't some piece of meat.
His name was Justin.
RIP
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2019-06-07 at 5:03 PM UTC
I'm not cutting him up. I'm subtly making fun of hydromorphone. I guess no one realized that.
