SUPER HERO POWERS

1. 2019-06-06 at 5:28 AM UTC

   #21
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Shrooms It pretty much is

   
   No it's not
2. 2019-09-07 at 1:17 PM UTC

   #22
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   
   
   This one probably
3. 2019-09-07 at 1:35 PM UTC

   #23
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by gadzooks I want the power to be able to shrink my fat cells so I'm not a fat ass motherfucker anymore.
   
   Any of y'all got that shit on hand?

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by gadzooks I want the power to be able to shrink my fat cells so I'm not a fat ass motherfucker anymore.
   
   Any of y'all got that shit on hand?

   
   Too lazy for exercise?👍
4. 2019-09-07 at 1:37 PM UTC

   #24
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   being able to transport any female to an alternate dimension that makes a copy of them that gets destroyed after i leave that plane of existence so i can send any woman to this dimension and rape them but they are still on earth i am only raping a copy of them
   
   It would be like the chaos stone but with rape
5. 2019-09-07 at 4:30 PM UTC

   #25
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   The super ability to find missing socks in the dryer.
6. 2019-09-07 at 5:05 PM UTC

   #26
   park police Tuskegee Airman
   I have all the super powers I'd ever want. I usually end up discovering new ones at some point. Influencing the timeline is a cool one. But way more people can do that one than people would imagine.
7. 2019-09-07 at 5:21 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
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8. 2019-09-07 at 5:36 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
   Nope.