2019-06-05 at 5:40 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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You ever contemplate what kinda supernatural powers you would like to have?
Yes? No? You'd just like to hear my take on this particular question? Okay, if you insist...
First off, you can't say "ability to do literally anything because then I can just do anything and nobody can stop me so fuck you", I mean some real shit...
Like, would you want to be able to fly? See through walls? Never again cum prematurely? (Hey, they don't have to all be meant for the benefit of all humanity).
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2019-06-05 at 5:42 PM UTC
Irresistibly to all women under the age of 40.
2019-06-05 at 5:42 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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I'd want the ability to control my hormonal system. Bonus points if I can control my neurotransmitters at will, but that's bordering on "ability to do literally anything."
Increase ephedrine at will (human mothers been known to lift full sized cars to save a baby and shit)...
ETC.
2019-06-05 at 5:43 PM UTC
The ability to fly. My favorite dreams are when I can fly.
2019-06-05 at 5:53 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
I can read minds and predict things, nobody believes me but I do it every day.
2019-06-05 at 5:56 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
You didn't predict that tumble you took the other day did you.
you cant predict everything. but in a way i kinda did. I predict something else will happen but not exactly like that..
i predicted trump would be prz 12 years ago, and I predict he will be again. EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee
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2019-06-05 at 8:14 PM UTC
My super power would be omnipotent knowledge. The ability to know everything including things that are unknowable. That would completely eliminate two steps. Instead of Read Know Do it would just be Do. I would be at least 66% more efficient.
2019-06-05 at 11:29 PM UTC
The ability to plug in the USB correctly on the first try.
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2019-06-06 at 4:20 AM UTC
the power to rule them all.
2019-06-06 at 5:13 AM UTC
X-ray glasses to see what's under people's clothes
2019-06-06 at 5:21 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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I want the power to be able to shrink my fat cells so I'm not a fat ass motherfucker anymore.
Any of y'all got that shit on hand?