2019-06-05 at 2:17 PM UTC
once when i did meth i went to go cop some off some random homeless dudes and this old black dude was hella nice and pretty much the bill cosby of heroin dealers and kept sayin "hey man i'll help you get some shard if you want but u sure u don't want any black?" and kept showing me a wad of heroin the size of my thumb but i was like nah i'm cool. so he was like follow me, and he took me to this little encampment where there were like 60 or 70 homeless crackheads that live in this walled off area of the city. there's a city security guard posted on the outside but pretty much the cops just don't even go there and these fools are just sitting in there shooting up smack and shards all day long free of surveillance or harassment.
anyways while i was waiting there some other dude came up to me and was like WHATS YOUR DEALand i was like just chillin man and he was like "OH ALRIGHT U COOL THEN FAM" then bill cosby introduced me to some other black dude that looked more like fredo santana and gave me the shard and then i gtfo there. but the experience left me with the impression that there's got to be some way i can use this place to my benefit. i'm thinking about going and offering amounts of cash for various electronics and stuff because there's like a hundred people who will do anything for 50 bucks. or possibly pay them all money to fill out valentines to girls to try to get me a date. idk. any ideas?
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2019-06-05 at 2:32 PM UTC
Do they live in tents? I've always wanted to shoot a crossbow at some homeless tents. Preferably from a moving vehicle.
2019-06-05 at 2:48 PM UTC
Give them 20 to hold up a sign that says the forum URL
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2019-06-05 at 3:20 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
If you make shirts I'll wear one. I've always wanted a nis shirt
2019-06-05 at 3:50 PM UTC
Start a Youtube channel telling their "stories" and then a GoFundMe to accept "donations" for their "rehabilitation".
Im sure i dont have to spell out the rest.
But you would actually "steal the money". If you get my drift.
2019-06-05 at 3:53 PM UTC
Perhaps a Tshirt with that "infamous" pic of Bill Krozby on it.
2019-06-05 at 3:58 PM UTC
Imagine running across someone in the wild and you both wearing the Bill Krozby shirt, it would be a special bonding moment.
2019-06-05 at 4:10 PM UTC
Someone (Boo) needs a break from this place.
Damn!