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My favorite thing in the whole wide world is fucking another man's wife or girlfriend...

  1. #21
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Lewd.

    crude, and stewed.👍
  2. #22
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    I want to break every bone in WellHung's faggot body. And now that they're about to legalize weed, I have more incentive to go to the state he supposedly lives in. Won't be hard to find him if I go there. Not at all, and I won't have any sympathy for him being fat and depressed. Won't matter how much he lifts weights, how much he can bench press. I will completely destroy him, and he'll finally realize it's time to commit suicide.
  3. #23
    WellHung Black Hole
    😂😄🙂 Someone's mad.
  4. #24
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung 😂😄🙂 Someone's mad.

    Actually there is a difference between hatred and being mad. I simply want you to stop existing. I want you dead. But not badly enough to go there immediately and slaughter your faggot ass. Just kinda meh, wish this Dickhouse queer would die or kill himself, wouldn't mind killing him, torturing him to death etc but it's going to take some time.
  5. #25
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers Actually there is a difference between hatred and being mad. I simply want you to stop existing. I want you dead. But not badly enough to go there immediately and slaughter your faggot ass. Just kinda meh, wish this Dickhouse queer would die or kill himself, wouldn't mind killing him, torturing him to death etc but it's going to take some time.

    I would love to die. I wish there was a way you can kill me without getting in legal trouble for it. That way you can do it without fear of repercussion. 👍
  6. #26
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung I would love to die. I wish there was a way you can kill me without getting in legal trouble for it. That way you can do it without fear of repercussion. 👍

    I have an awful lot of ways of killing people without any chance at all of legal consequences, but that wouldn't be nearly as enjoyable.
  7. #27
    🐿 African Astronaut
    You so fucking ugly though. It ain't never happened to you.
  8. #28
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WellHung triggered?👍

    no
  9. #29
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by WellHung I would love to die. I wish there was a way you can kill me without getting in legal trouble for it. That way you can do it without fear of repercussion. 👍

    Lots of people hire a hitman to kill themselves. They usually don't even specify exactly how it needs to be done. Some specify that it has to be a complete surprise.
  10. #30
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I fucked a guys wife this one time and got crabs from her
  11. #31
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    I got tricked into having sex with a married woman. I enjoyed it quite a lot, but the fact she was married bothered me. She didn't tell me until we were already having sex on a regular basis. Considering the specific situation, it was kind of understandable she would cheat on him, but still it bothered me. I've always been against that sort of thing.

    EDIT: she's not a bad woman really but I wish that she would've been honest initially.
  12. #32
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers I got tricked into having sex with a married woman. I enjoyed it quite a lot, but the fact she was married bothered me. She didn't tell me until we were already having sex on a regular basis. Considering the specific situation, it was kind of understandable she would cheat on him, but still it bothered me. I've always been against that sort of thing.

    EDIT: she's not a bad woman really but I wish that she would've been honest initially.

    lol i went over to this girls house last summer and banged her after I refused to bang her when she first me at my place. She said she was against having sex on the first meet up (which I knew was total bs, plus I never mentioned anything about sex once) she said she just wanted to cuddle with me and sleep before she had to go to work, and I told her thats fine, bring me a mcmuffin sammich. She did and since it was early morning and I'd been up all night drinking, I started falling asleep and she woke me up asking me to fuck her and I told her no im tired. And she said that I owe her for the sammich and I told her to leave.

    Hit her up at the end of the week drunk as fuck and said hey wanna hang I can come over. And she was like yeah and gave me her addy, she wasn't gross per se' just had this whole look/ rattitude of like "everything taste better with an egg on top, welcome to the suicide squad" presence.

    She was obviously all horn dogged out and I asked if we can just go to her room, and she had an air mattress and I came and she was taking a shower afterwards, and I decided to be funny and sneak in the shower with her to startle her a bit and she was like "I'm busy washing the shame off, I just cheated on my husband, you need to leave" and I was like I can't I'm really drunk I'll just sleep on your couch.

    So I just stayed up watching south park and drinking her brews and decided to make some chef boyardee and I knocked over an empty of bottle of beer I drank and she woke up and came out and was like "wtf do you think you're doing" and I was like just making something to eat its just chef boyardee and she said "I'll stab you if you don't get out" so I threw a spoon at her and told her to take her best shot, she got on the phone with her friend I guess and was like "this idiot won't fucking leave" lol

    maybe she should of thought about that before trying to cheat on her husband with strange older men


    I had another one like that that came over really barred out after I told her I'm fine (I didn't know she was fucked up at the time) because she kept changing the times we were going to meet just seemed off.. but she bought some booze and I fucked her up the ass and afterwards she asked me to put on some music on her spotify on her phone (she even let me drive her car shoulda been a red flag she was on something) and there was a message from her husband and he was basically like "lol do whatcha gotta do chicken" something along those lines.. and she eventually left and I deleted her number, and I got a text like half an hour later saying to delete her number and that I treated her like a fat whore. lol
  13. #33
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers I got tricked into having sex with a married woman. I enjoyed it quite a lot, but the fact she was married bothered me. She didn't tell me until we were already having sex on a regular basis. Considering the specific situation, it was kind of understandable she would cheat on him, but still it bothered me. I've always been against that sort of thing.

    EDIT: she's not a bad woman really but I wish that she would've been honest initially.

    wow. ur quite the Beta. Do you cry over spilled milk, as well? Pathetic.
  14. #34
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by 🐿 You so fucking ugly though. It ain't never happened to you.

    lol... Is that why you were sending me sexy nudes and live streaming yourself naked at your home before Larry came around?👍😀🙂
  15. #35
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Your dumbass acts like we don't already know your song and dance
  16. #36
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Your dumbass acts like we don't already know your song and dance

    Larry,apparently denial is your only coping mechanism. Hopefully, for your sake, it works.👍
  17. #37
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Yes Matt. You had all the DH bitches on your dick. I'm just in denial.
  18. #38
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    So I take it Wellhung is like the Fonaplats of DH?
  19. #39
    WellHung Black Hole
    Please don't ever compare me to that bug-eyed douchebag.
  20. #40
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Idk, you seem to cling to whoever the most talked about poster is at the time, then turn on them when you don't end up with any limelight, which is a classic Fonaplats move.


    To be honest, since we had Fonaplats doing this shit first that makes him the cool one between the two of you.
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