2019-05-29 at 8:40 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
I bought a sausage and a sock to feed my neighbors poodle, he ate it too fast and started rolling around and it tangled up his stomach so we had to roll him the opposite way.
he was like "ooooooh I just ate sausage inside of sock" and it hurts!
2019-06-02 at 4:58 PM UTC
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
60 ouncer of Johnnie W Red
2019-06-21 at 3:01 PM UTC
tee hee hee
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Coke from the vending machine.
2.25$ (!!!)for 500ml bottle.
Lord have mercy on these criminals stealing money from a poor, meek and defensless woman.
2019-07-02 at 3:17 AM UTC
What i call my "Jennifer Anistin" sandles.
I love these new wedge sandles.🥰
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post didn't die in a fire!
2019-07-02 at 11:15 AM UTC
I
want
to
massage
your
foot
with
my
mouf
😛🤤
2019-07-02 at 12:08 PM UTC
A 25pin female Dsub connector from Fry's electronics.
(ETA: Right angled PCB mount type)
2019-07-02 at 1:54 PM UTC
A one-way ticket to Compton, California.
2019-07-02 at 2:04 PM UTC
Uncle Hershel’s breakfast from Cracker Barrel
2019-07-02 at 3:41 PM UTC
tee hee hee
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Eye shadow palette and mono shadow x2 and mini makeup brushe kit
2019-07-02 at 3:49 PM UTC
tee hee hee
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Learn to read EYEshadow not LIPstick- what a fool!
tee hee hee
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And the perle necklace. 😋