U ever buy a 4 liter box of wine and just get drunk, watch TV, jerk off, and repeat

1. 2019-05-28 at 6:49 PM UTC

   #21
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by 🐿 48 hours? Do you have a job…or like any thing?
   
   
   
   I'm jealous.

   
   his job is being a badass gont and keeping punk rock elite, him and I have a lot in common, so I could understand why you'd be jelly.
   
   just not into box wine, i'll drink it though if someone else has it. i like whiskey and brews
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   • gadzooks
2. 2019-05-28 at 7:33 PM UTC

   #22
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why wine tho ?

   
   Cuz it's cheap and easy.
   
   I rarely drink wine but a box of it I can just prop right here on the coffee table and never leave the couch.
   
   Throw in a piss bucket and you can keep it up for days.
3. 2019-05-28 at 7:34 PM UTC

   #23
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Yep cheap and 14%.
4. 2019-05-28 at 7:35 PM UTC

   #24
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by 🐿 48 hours? Do you have a job…or like any thing?
   
   I'm jealous.

   
   I got laid off a couple months ago and have been stagnating ever since.
   
   There's a huge list of thing I should be doing right now but instead I'm drinking.
5. 2019-05-28 at 7:35 PM UTC

   #25
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   You know you are doing something right when the lovely 🐿 is jealous.
6. 2019-05-28 at 7:36 PM UTC

   #26
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I just placed an order with Skip the Dishes for $70 worth of more alcohol.
   
   Folks, it's time for rounds 7 through 12.
7. 2019-05-28 at 7:36 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by gadzooks Throw in a piss bucket and you can keep it up for days.

   
   Good idea. You don't need to get up.
   
   Peeing when drunk is asking for a broken leg.
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8. 2019-05-28 at 7:40 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by gadzooks I got laid off a couple months ago and have been stagnating ever since.
   
   There's a huge list of thing I should be doing right now but instead I'm drinking.

   
   Get working m8 don't make the same mistake I did and get stuck in a rut. All I did was sniff and drink, fuck-that!
9. 2019-05-28 at 7:52 PM UTC

   #29
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Octavian Get working m8 don't make the same mistake I did and get stuck in a rut. All I did was sniff and drink, fuck-that!

   
   I think hes already stuck in one.
10. 2019-05-28 at 7:56 PM UTC

    #30
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by WellHung I think hes already stuck in one.

    
    Yeah I get into these temporary mini ruts.
    
    Sadly, I think it's typically not sheer willpower that pulls me out of them, but simply running out of booze and money.
    
    All I know is that I do have things in life - passions, hobbies, ambitions, goals, etc - that are intrinsically valuable enough to me to keep me from winding up a full blown street corner whino.
    
    So it's just a matter of time before I go back to real life and responsibilities and all that.
    
    For now, though, I'm just going with the flow.
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11. 2019-05-28 at 10:09 PM UTC

    #31
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by gadzooks Yeah I get into these temporary mini ruts.
    
    Sadly, I think it's typically not sheer willpower that pulls me out of them, but simply running out of booze and money.
    
    All I know is that I do have things in life - passions, hobbies, ambitions, goals, etc - that are intrinsically valuable enough to me to keep me from winding up a full blown street corner whino.
    
    So it's just a matter of time before I go back to real life and responsibilities and all that.
    
    For now, though, I'm just going with the flow.

    
    lol...literally.👍😏
12. 2019-05-28 at 11:01 PM UTC

    #32
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

    Originally posted by gadzooks Been doin that for about 48 hours now. Box ran dry.
    
    Dunno what to do next.
    
    I feel like I have 6 compounded hangovers.
    
    Also, my genitals are sore from excessive attention.
    
    Imagine being yourself as a kid and finding out that shit like this is what you have to look forward to?

    
    Can't say that I have, but I'm not a big wine drinker.
13. 2019-05-29 at 5:56 PM UTC

    #33
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by gadzooks I do have things in life - passions, hobbies, ambitions, goals, etc - that are intrinsically valuable

    
    dude, those things arent real.
14. 2019-05-29 at 8:05 PM UTC

    #34
    

    apric0t Houston

    Originally posted by gadzooks Imagine being yourself as a kid and finding out that shit like this is what you have to look forward to?

    
    this had me dying laughing, thank you
15. 2019-05-29 at 8:19 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    I use to look forward to being old enough to buy ale. Now it's the reason my fucking insides are destroyed.
16. 2019-05-29 at 9:06 PM UTC

    #36
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Octavian I use to look forward to being old enough to buy ale. Now it's the reason my fucking insides are destroyed.

    
    you should drink some kombucha breh, it still has alcohol in it because its fermented but its full of probiotics.
17. 2019-05-29 at 9:20 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you should drink some kombucha breh, it still has alcohol in it because its fermented but its full of probiotics.

    
    Mad as fuck I was watching a video of the guy who invented that. He looks like a total psychopath. 😂
    
    
    
    
    He said it helped cure his mother's cancer. I'll give it a go but how can alcohol be good?
18. 2019-05-29 at 9:28 PM UTC

    #38
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Octavian Mad as fuck I was watching a video of the guy who invented that. He looks like a total psychopath. 😂
    
    
    
    
    He said it helped cure his mother's cancer. I'll give it a go but how can alcohol be good?

    
    its just a lil bit of alcohol and evidently some of the newer ones don't i guess i mean it would be kinda like drinking an odouls to help ween you off, but with the vitamins and probiotics added in.
    
    i've never seen the video with the dude. will check it out but they taste pretty good.
19. 2019-05-29 at 9:31 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby its just a lil bit of alcohol and evidently some of the newer ones don't i guess i mean it would be kinda like drinking an odouls to help ween you off, but with the vitamins and probiotics added in.
    
    i've never seen the video with the dude. will check it out but they taste pretty good.

    
    
    
    Yeah man, I literally watched it like an hour ago but I think I'll try this. I wonder if you can get it in the UK.
20. 2019-05-29 at 9:40 PM UTC

    #40
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Octavian
    
    Yeah man, I literally watched it like an hour ago but I think I'll try this. I wonder if you can get it in the UK.

    
    its pretty popular here, I haven't really drank it until last year. I worked at this one place where I would mix it with saki and it was considered by girls with tight yoga pants downtown to be an excellent lo calorie drink for lunch