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  1. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Am I a pos if I start drinking right now?
  2. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i ran out of beer and its 2 late to shop more. time to root around for old cans to slurp the drippings
  3. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Am I a pos if I start drinking right now?

    Fuck no. It's always fine to start drinking this early in the morning if you start with a Bloody Mary.
  4. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you're a fake woman, get out of here you're trash

    That babe in the red bra is a 42 on a scale of 10. Without a doubt, the finest ebony I have ever seen.
  5. WellHung Black Hole
    food
  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    It’s a beautiful day in my neighborhood

    And we’re taking a nature hike 🤗🙃
    *tokes*
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  7. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Having pizza hut pizza ate off my ass.
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  8. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Here comes the P'zone
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I want greasy food
    I like fall out boy but don't tell anyone
    I managed to get back into a relationship ffs and I better not get her pregnant
    I'm a pale imitation of my former self
    I feel everyone is a snake
    I need to get a legit business off the ground
    I didn't pray today and I feel shitty
    My love affair with painkillers is going to follow me to the grave
    I don't think I'm going to be genuinely happy for at least a year but I have to build towards it
    I'm worried about some stuff I don't want to post about
    I hope I find an outlet for my depression
    I need to be attentive because my senses are phenomenal

    and a ton of other shit. fml I lost focus on this list like 6 times while making it
  10. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Here comes the P'zone

    😏
  11. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Ppl are weird.
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  12. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    "people are strange, when you're stranger..."

    morrison was so right
  13. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
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  14. CandyRein Black Hole


    😋❤️










    LOL^




    ❤️😋
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  15. CandyRein Black Hole


    There must have been an angel by my side..
    Something heavenly lead me to youuu...

    LOOK AT THE SKY!!❤️
    It’s the COLOR of LOVE!
  16. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl

    Everytime, everytime, I still cannot stop laughing at his instant reaction. This will be my go-to for whenever someone tells a horrible joke or when i’m feeling depressed from still not being successfully laid by a radiant and attractive woman.
  17. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut

    💔
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    I could just be extremely high.. but I think it’s time I make a thread

    A safe haven for me❤️
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Upsides of having a tall boyfriend- youll never walk into a spider web ever again

    Downside: If you 69, you better enjoy having the back of your knees licked, bc thats all your tiny ass is gonna get.
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  20. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    i wish i knew which one of you is fucking up my dreams turning them into nightmares. you and the other 21 fucking savages need to stay out of my life and way. i'm gonna put a stop to you even if you kill me. oh i want my cut from the 5,000 books were sold underground. that last message to whoever the leader is in these nightmares. you treated me like family in it than you cut me out and now you trying to kill me? fuck off. whoevers mansion that is i might have taken a few things..but y'know it was hard not to
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