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I leave the air conditioning running full blast, and all lights on, and the water running , whenever I leave my motel room...

  1. #21
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick Won't that make you their #1 priority person to kick out

    They're probably thankful to not have to replace all the copper wiring when he leaves.


    Now, if he was SMART he'd swap all the outlets and shit and get the local building inspector out to make them think the place was a total shit hole, then refuse to pay for any more of your stay until the problems are fixed.
  2. #22
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Or tell them you have been recently diagnosed with leprosy.
  3. #23
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Smear shit all over the entire room, take pictures, and leave a picture on every door of every room every day. At LEAST 20% of the people are going to question if that's their room or not, and no amount of assurance that the room is clean is going to make the customer feel safe. They'll have to re-paint, re-carpet, and put in all new furniture to convince anyone the room isn't tainted.
  4. #24
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    adopt abunch of horny pitbulls and put them in ur room and play some really fuckin loud anime bullshit to piss them off
  5. #25
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick Won't that make you their #1 priority person to kick out

    No, Because I believe they will not know it's me. I don't think motels have the ability to tell which Room is sucking up what amount of power.
  6. #26
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by WellHung No, Because I believe they will not know it's me. I don't think motels have the ability to tell which Room is sucking up what amount of power.

    You don't think they have an extremely basic meter to tell them how much power rooms are taking up?
  7. #27
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Helladamnleet You don't think they have an extremely basic meter to tell them how much power rooms are taking up?

    I'm not going to bullshit...I really have no idea... but I never heard of anything like that. The maintenance man showed me all over this place and I never seen anything like that, either. Is that something motels are known to have, in your knowledge?
  8. #28
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by WellHung I'm not going to bullshit…I really have no idea… but I never heard of anything like that. The maintenance man showed me all over this place and I never seen anything like that, either. Is that something motels are known to have, in your knowledge?

    I've seen some with the meter, but I'm not going to lie, it's not something I look for, some are just super obvious because it's a row of, like, 60 of those meters you see on houses. It's one of those things where if they don't care enough to monitor what room it's coming from then it probably has little effect on them.
  9. #29
    WellHung Black Hole
    folks??
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