I was coming home from picking up my check sippin a brew and my neighbors were outside flipping their wigs there was a huge snake out in the court yard. And being the beta I am I called 311 animal control and the lady thought I was joking, she was asking me stupid questions like "is it a python?" and just all the bs and I was like if you'll let me finish talking you will know what I know, plus I don't think pythons are even in this part of the country and she hung up on me.
So I let me cat out to back me up and came out with a steak knife as im not allowed to own guns, i told everyone to stand back and started throwing rocks at it. and cussing it out because it was hissing at me, i hit him right in the face with one of the rocks and he slithered away like the snake twat he was. fucking disgusting
the cops came and told me he's just a rat snake and to watch out for them because they climb up trees and fall down on rodents to kill them (pretty creepy if you ask me) my neighbor liz took me out for a snow cone afterwards
i fucking hate snakes. my coworker / friend when I first met him invited me to his place and he pulled up a tarp from the floor and like a 100 roaches ran up the wall like joes apartment and I was grossed out then I turn to my left to look away and theres 4 snakes in tupawear containers, fucking disgusting. I was like hey bud can we just go to bar flys?
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I would have left the snake well alone. It's non venomous and its Working pest control around your property. Snakes do not wanna bite people... they're not looking to bite people... and if you leave them the fuck alone...99% of the time they will do the same for you. Live and let live.
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Originally posted by WellHung
I would have left the snake well alone. It's non venomous and its Working pest control around your property. Snakes do not wanna bite people… they're not looking to bite people… and if you leave them the fuck alone…99% of the time they will do the same for you. Live and let live.
older bromo, if you get bit by a snake regardless you have to get a tetnis shot and that cost like 500 dollars with out insurance only to break out in hives. I did everyone a favor by standing up. you're a pussy and where do you get you're weird 99 percent stats from? Oh thats right out of your asshole.
Originally posted by WellHung
I can tell it's non venomous just by looking at it…however, A bite could still very easily get infected and go septic. a snake's mouth
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
older bromo, if you get bit by a snake regardless you have to get a tetnis shot and that cost like 500 dollars with out insurance only to break out in hives. I did everyone a favor by standing up. you're a pussy and where do you get you're weird 99 percent stats from? Oh thats right out of your asshole.
Bill, do you feel better about urself that you bullied and battered a fellow creature On this planet that was just going about its business, trying to do what it needs to do to survive? You didn't need to throw a rock at that snake, William. If you folks would have secured the children, and gone back in the house, the snake would have shortly moved on, away from the area, and gone about its business. You unnecessarily damaged a Magnificent predator, a Marvel of evolution, and a very important cog in the food chain, in your local ecosystem. For every one you see, there's 5 you don't see, out and about. A much better strategy is to educate yourself about snakes and snake behavior, and always be diligent of your surroundings. By engaging the snake you risked retaliation. Furthermore, you just showed your disrespect for the beautiful diversity of life that we share this planet with. Extremely disappointing.
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
i don't know what you're talking about. if you want to blow me you can, never had a gum job before.
The one that you made a thread about being forced to suck your dick? Remember? You could tell she didn't want to, but she did it anyway because she's "a dirty slampig" and didn't want you to hurt her?
