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  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Ha, Illinois is so fucked they aren't paying out lottery winnings: https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/3p3sqh/families_outraged_after_illinois_fails_to_pay_out/

    I remember some time I read about a type of yeast or bacteria in a woman's vaginal flora that produces GABA, that babies born via c-section may not receive it, contributing to poorer outcomes/problems associated with the procedure, and that I was interested in whether eating a woman out may improve symptoms in the autistic.

    Which was brought to mind by this: https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfMuffDive

    Would be funny if I made a post centered around that, while still self-aware of how it would be perceived if I didn't note my level of awareness. "Help cure my autism with your vaginal flora."
  2. https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfBlowJob

    Someone should try to hookup with someone on there, for our amusement.

    Learned about it here: http://mic.com/articles/124581/why-MOON PERSONs-are-ditching-tinder-to-hook-up-on-reddit
    How can their be an "our" amusement when you haven't learned to socialize?
  3. It's time to lay off the food, and go on the booze
  4. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I may not be capable of being happy, and even if I was, what does it amount to? The world will still be the same, it doesn't feel like it will ever be sufficient. You live one moment after the next and then you cease to exist and none of it will amount to anything. What use to memories, the sense of a rich/full life have? Mere shadows of what you once felt, experienced, and if you are unhappy, suffering, they will not bring you salvation.

    What can you do, when you don't like and don't want to like, be a part of or have anything to do with, the world you were born into through no choice of your own, the biological vessel you're trapped in, the mind you experience the world through? Don't want this, don't want that, other people are simply a different type of hell, but the absence of them is entirely at odds with millions of years of evolution and causes you to implode under the weight of your own existence.

    I really do view myself as being terminally ill.


    This has a strange mirror symmetry with rutger hauer's death speech in blade runner.

  5. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    This has a strange mirror symmetry with rutger hauer's death speech in blade runner.


    I wish I could have known what it was like to be a normal human being, to feel closeness to others and love like the rest of you. It's no exaggeration to say that the world has never felt right to me, even as a small child I always knew, always felt, that there was something missing and wrong, that this wasn't what life was supposed to feel like and how others felt. I remember being at a park, seeing the natural scenery and others play, but to me there was a certain coldness, a lack of warmth, of emotional coloring, a deadness to the world. It wasn't until later in life, within the past few years, when I learned and understood more and realized what it was: It was the human element.

    If you were to meet me IRL you would understand, many have said that I am unlike anyone they have met before, and that is not necessarily a good thing.

    Everything that I was will be lost to time, like tears...in rain.
  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Unrelated, I learned that George Bush and Bill Clinton are actually close friends: https://www.google.com/search?q=george+bush+clinton+friends

    Pretty funny, if you told leftists about this and showed/linked them to this their reaction could be pretty amusing, they'd be so peeved.

    Also funny because of what it might say about the nature of (US) politics, what a complete joke it is.
  7. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I want to try vaporizing phenibut FAA/free amino acid. The desire came to me out of boredom and I searched for information. A report I read on someone vaporizing HCL, which is very acidic, makes it seem promising. I can see no reason why this wouldn't be safe, the PH is near neutral IIRC, so that shouldn't be an issue.

    My tub of HCL I bought a long time ago is almost empty, so I'll order FAA next time.
  8. But do you work?
  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm too good for work, working is for the little people. I'm simply appropriating the lifestyle I would have had if I had had filthy rich parents, like I deserve.

    Been microdosing LSD for the last two days, around 10 mics. Effects seem positive, mood, creativity, enhancement of thought processes, empathy (the ability to vicariously experience emotions, the depth of emulation while thinking), energy, also effects dreams, making them more lucid, clearer and more active, well developed.

    These effects are all fairly mild, though, but we'll see how they progress. For some it can cause schizomimetic effects.
  10. I'm too good for work, working is for the little people. I'm simply appropriating the lifestyle I would have had if I had had filthy rich parents, like I deserve.

    Been microdosing LSD for the last two days, around 10 mics. Effects seem positive, mood, creativity, enhancement of thought processes, empathy (the ability to vicariously experience emotions, the depth of emulation while thinking), energy, also effects dreams, making them more lucid, clearer and more active, well developed.

    These effects are all fairly mild, though, but we'll see how they progress. For some it can cause schizomimetic effects.
    Where does the money for your rent come from?
  11. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    But do you work?


    Why did you post this in multiple threads? Stop spamming.

    Where does the money for your rent come from?

    Autismbux: http://imgur.com/a/OyOid
  12. Why did you post this in multiple threads? Stop spamming.



    Autismbux: http://imgur.com/a/OyOid
    So in other words your rent comes from the government. Which makes your housing government subsidized.
  13. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    So it would be in malice's best interests for bernie sanders to win the election...
  14. So it would be in malice's best interests for bernie sanders to win the election…

    Hey Mike, did you hear about the Bernie Sanders drinking game?

    Every time Sanders mentions a free government program you grab somebody else's beer and chug it.
  15. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    So it would be in malice's best interests for bernie sanders to win the election…

    No welfare if the nation collapses, which is what his policies would lead to.

    On the other hand, I do want the government to be as beyond salvation as possible, making the private provision of their traditional functions more likely, creating a higher demand for them.

    Even Mexican immigrants who don't speak English can manage to get by. It's not as if there's nothing I can do, I've simply genuinely lost any interesting in anything, in life in general, and have largely lost the will to live. If necessary I could live among the rats like a filthy animal, crawl through year by year for the hope of making it to the end when nothing in our insignificant human lives will have mattered. I could also commit suicide, which is a very real possibility.

    Hey Mike, did you hear about the Bernie Sanders drinking game?

    Every time Sanders mentions a free government program you grab somebody else's beer and chug it.

    That's a good one. May steal it.
  16. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Going outside makes me depressed as hell. This is probably a large part of the reason why I've been avoiding it so much more.
  17. Going outside makes me depressed as hell. This is probably a large part of the reason why I've been avoiding it so much more.
    I know I fuck with all the time so it's hard for you to tell when I'm serious. But you really should just reformat and start over.
  18. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Well.. Im floating up Shits Creek.. thanks to §m£ÂgØL I have a paddle though. The cunt tried turning off the electric. Havent heard from her, have have no information.. shes just trying to fuck me the best she can. The waste of life who used to be my husband, his father's friend called me and said he would see if he can help, but I have no faith in that. I atleast go reassurance from someone else he his a piece of shit and just like his mother for what thats worth.
  19. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Saw this comment a long time ago, I remember trying to find it during a situation online where it would have been relevant, but being unable to. Came to mind randomly, related to earlier thoughts.



    Ah, SMBC, I misremembered/assumed/thought it was likely xkcd. Good image to remember.
  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Reading through top AskReddit threads, one about phone apps:

    >Sleep Cycle. Never have I been more rested it's so nice to wake up feeling fresh Edit: doesn't work if you sleep w/ a restless partner or pet apparently

    >The previous commenters forgot a crucial function of the app: it's an alarm clock app that monitors you then attempts to wake you up between REM sleep cycles so you feel well rested. Waking up in the middle of a REM cycle makes you feel super groggy.

    https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.northcube.sleepcycle&hl=en

    That's smart. This would be great for people who wake up feeling like shit or have trouble getting out of bed. The most accurate method would be sleep tracking devices that use a headband to actually measure brain activity, but this is second best. Would be interesting if someone was willing to use it to document the effects of various substances I've recommended for improving or inducing sleep, particularly T-PAIN and low dose bacopa because they seem to have distinct effects.

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