Jesus Christ worship thread

1. 2019-05-21 at 2:21 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Jesus Christ Tuskegee Airman
   Come ye all, the poor and the rich, the blind and the lame, for ye savior hath arrived.
   Ye all shall fee free to worship thy savior In This Thread (ITT)
   
   
2. 2019-05-21 at 2:31 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   yeah you're hoping some ain't ya
   
   
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3. 2019-05-21 at 2:31 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   fucking weirdo
   
   
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4. 2019-05-21 at 2:32 PM UTC

   #4
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Jesus Christ, 
   • Nil
5. 2019-05-21 at 2:49 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   
   
   
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6. 2019-05-21 at 2:50 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by Jesus Christ

   
   you gotta be a fag looking like that an all aint ya?
   
   
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7. 2019-05-21 at 2:52 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   bowl cut, I thought they were extinct.
8. 2019-05-21 at 2:59 PM UTC

   #8
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson bowl cut, I thought they were extinct.

   
   it's been making a tactical comeback
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Jiggaboo_Johnson
9. 2019-05-21 at 2:59 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Jesus Christ Tuskegee Airman
   Ohhh they made a prequel to Psycho?
   Imma check this out
10. 2019-05-21 at 3:09 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Jesus Christ Come ye all, the poor and the rich, the blind and the lame, for ye savior hath arrived.
    Ye all shall fee free to worship thy savior In This Thread (ITT)
    
    

    
    
    
    You look like the reverand off Deadwood.
    
    
11. 2019-05-21 at 3:11 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Jesus Christ Tuskegee Airman
    I don't see any resemblance
12. 2019-05-21 at 3:14 PM UTC

    #12
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    Must be the jedi nose.
13. 2019-05-21 at 3:15 PM UTC

    #13
    

    Jesus Christ Tuskegee Airman
    no we look nothing alike
    
    The only person I can think of that looks anything remotely like me is ... uh ...
    
    nobody
14. 2019-05-21 at 3:20 PM UTC

    #14
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    I've prayed to St Jude and whatever helped I asked for, within reason, came true. Part of the deal with this prayer is you publish it.
    
    
    

    Novena To
    St. Jude
    
    Most holy Apostle, St. Jude, faithful servant and friend of Jesus, the Church honors and invokes you universally, as the patron of difficult cases, of things almost despaired of, Pray for me, I am so helpless and alone.
    Intercede with God for me that He bring visible and speedy help where help is almost despaired of. Come to my assistance in this great need that I may receive the consolation and help of heaven in all my necessities, tribulations, and sufferings, particularly -
    (make your request here)
    - and that I may praise God with you and all the saints forever. I promise, O Blessed St. Jude, to be ever mindful of this great favor granted me by God and to always honor you as my special and powerful patron, and to gratefully encourage devotion to you.
    Amen
    
    PRAYER
    
    May the Most Sacred Heart of Jesus be adored, and loved in all the tabernacles until the end of time. Amen.
    
    May the most Sacred Heart of Jesus be praised and glorified now and forever. Amen
    
    St. Jude pray for us and hear our prayers. Amen.
    
    Blessed be the Sacred Heart of Jesus
    Blessed be the Immaculate Heart of Mary
    Blessed be St. Jude Thaddeus, in all the world and for all Eternity.
    (say this prayer, followed by the Our Father and the Hail Mary)

    
    If you are Muslim and reading this then you're just an Apostate.
15. 2019-05-21 at 3:22 PM UTC

    #15
    blaster master victim of incest
16. 2019-05-21 at 3:25 PM UTC

    #16
    

    Jesus Christ Tuskegee Airman
    if you ran my pic through an NSA A.I. system that can determine whether or not you'll end up being a mass shooter I wonder what it would come up with
17. 2019-05-21 at 3:27 PM UTC

    #17
    

    Jesus Christ Tuskegee Airman
    lmao he used black trash bags for his windows too
    
    http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1533704.1385855355!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/451957061.jpg
    
    I did that in 2008 but the heat from the sun melted them so now I use tinfoil
18. 2019-05-21 at 3:28 PM UTC

    #18
    

    Jesus Christ Tuskegee Airman
    he just needed a friend
    
    I would have been his BFFL
    we could have played PS2 all day and joked about killing people
19. 2019-05-21 at 3:34 PM UTC

    #19
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    
    
    BBC's "Plebs".
    
    Loved that show.
20. 2019-05-21 at 3:34 PM UTC

    #20
    

    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by Jesus Christ he just needed a friend
    
    I would have been his BFFL
    we could have played PS2 all day and joked about killing people

    
    whats the joke?
    
    
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