User Controls
Jesus Christ worship thread
-
2019-05-21 at 2:21 PM UTC
-
2019-05-21 at 2:31 PM UTCyeah you're hoping some ain't ya
. -
2019-05-21 at 2:31 PM UTCfucking weirdo
. -
2019-05-21 at 2:32 PM UTC
-
2019-05-21 at 2:49 PM UTC
-
2019-05-21 at 2:50 PM UTC
-
2019-05-21 at 2:52 PM UTCbowl cut, I thought they were extinct.
-
2019-05-21 at 2:59 PM UTC
-
2019-05-21 at 2:59 PM UTCOhhh they made a prequel to Psycho?
Imma check this out -
2019-05-21 at 3:09 PM UTC
-
2019-05-21 at 3:11 PM UTCI don't see any resemblance
-
2019-05-21 at 3:14 PM UTCMust be the jedi nose.
-
2019-05-21 at 3:15 PM UTCno we look nothing alike
The only person I can think of that looks anything remotely like me is ... uh ...
nobody -
2019-05-21 at 3:20 PM UTCI've prayed to St Jude and whatever helped I asked for, within reason, came true. Part of the deal with this prayer is you publish it.
Novena To
St. Jude
Most holy Apostle, St. Jude, faithful servant and friend of Jesus, the Church honors and invokes you universally, as the patron of difficult cases, of things almost despaired of, Pray for me, I am so helpless and alone.
Intercede with God for me that He bring visible and speedy help where help is almost despaired of. Come to my assistance in this great need that I may receive the consolation and help of heaven in all my necessities, tribulations, and sufferings, particularly -
(make your request here)
- and that I may praise God with you and all the saints forever. I promise, O Blessed St. Jude, to be ever mindful of this great favor granted me by God and to always honor you as my special and powerful patron, and to gratefully encourage devotion to you.
Amen
PRAYER
May the Most Sacred Heart of Jesus be adored, and loved in all the tabernacles until the end of time. Amen.
May the most Sacred Heart of Jesus be praised and glorified now and forever. Amen
St. Jude pray for us and hear our prayers. Amen.
Blessed be the Sacred Heart of Jesus
Blessed be the Immaculate Heart of Mary
Blessed be St. Jude Thaddeus, in all the world and for all Eternity.
(say this prayer, followed by the Our Father and the Hail Mary)
If you are Muslim and reading this then you're just an Apostate. -
2019-05-21 at 3:22 PM UTC
-
2019-05-21 at 3:25 PM UTCif you ran my pic through an NSA A.I. system that can determine whether or not you'll end up being a mass shooter I wonder what it would come up with
-
2019-05-21 at 3:27 PM UTClmao he used black trash bags for his windows too
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1533704.1385855355!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/451957061.jpg
I did that in 2008 but the heat from the sun melted them so now I use tinfoil -
2019-05-21 at 3:28 PM UTChe just needed a friend
I would have been his BFFL
we could have played PS2 all day and joked about killing people -
2019-05-21 at 3:34 PM UTC
-
2019-05-21 at 3:34 PM UTC