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i wish i had real friends

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    my "best friend" roshambo never hangs out with me and always makes up excuses

    the girl i love just rejected me

    nobody else talks to me or likes me because im an outcast and a weirdo

    the only person i like to talk to anymore is mash

    i wish people would like me i don't know whats wrong with me that everyone hates me

    i have bad anxiety and other mental problems but i also have no friends and no one to talk to

    i dont know why people hate me so much am i a weirdo am i actually autistic ive never had a friend who actually wanted to spend time with me
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    real friends are overrated
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    bling bling Dark Matter
    lol ther not real friend unsless u fuk them n make crazzy baby huh
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by the holy ghost i dont know why people hate me so much am i a weirdo am i actually autistic ive never had a friend who actually wanted to spend time with me

    I don't think they hate you (unless you're talking about the people you've threatened to rape or murder in the past), it's more a case of you having nothing in common and them feeling uncomfortable with the way you speak.

    if you're serious, you should do what I mentioned before and pick up some interests that don't involve drugs and pussles. I don't really know a way for you to improve your personal interaction skills outside of just talking to people though...


    I was heaps awkward in high school and felt a similar way; it felt like a lot of anxiety and pressure - was not nearly as bad once I left though... I guess it was because if I didn't like someone or they didn't like me I could just not see them again as opposed to having to come to school with them every day
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    There is no such thing as real friends. Over fifty years on this planet has proven that to me, time and time again.
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by -SpectraL There is no such thing as real friends. Over fifty years on this planet has proven that to me, time and time again.

    "50 Years of Friendlessness: The -SpectraL Story"
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  7. #7
    Originally posted by Lanny "50 Years of Friendlessness: The -SpectraL Story"

    why don't you ever try to help me or play with me
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    What can I do to help you sploo?
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    A) Take my tests and do my pussles
    &
    B) Tell me why I'm a friendless loser in a response not based on the content of this post
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    she made her name "daddy's little princess" and then she rejected me

    no fucking way
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by the holy ghost A) Take my tests and do my pussles
    &
    B) Tell me why I'm a friendless loser in a response not based on the content of this post

    How are either of those things "help"?
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    Originally posted by Lanny How are either of those things "help"?

    The first thing satisfies my left brain which is specialized for patterns and statistics

    The second thing increases my self awareness and motivates me to temporarily dominate my left brain with my socialized right brain
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    Dissociator African Astronaut
    don't talk about me in your threads
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  14. #14
    Originally posted by Dissociator don't talk about me in your threads

    ill cut at your genitals with a razor blade while i fuck you in the ass gayboy
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    Dissociator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the holy ghost ill cut at your genitals with a razor blade while i fuck you in the ass gayboy

    mayb if your dick was longer than 2 in
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by the holy ghost The first thing satisfies my left brain which is specialized for patterns and statistics

    There's so much that's dumb about that sentence.

    The second thing increases my self awareness and motivates me to temporarily dominate my left brain with my socialized right brain

    To be quite honest I got to a point where I felt like feeding into your whole thing is some kind of wierd enabling behavior. It's occurred to me that your acting out, or telling us about acting out, might be a kind of attention seeking (yeah that's a faggy term but think about the way you interact with people, especially your parents) and by rewarding it, it's being reinforced. I'm actually sufficiently convinced by this idea that I feel a minor sense of guilt when I play into it
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    Is talking to sploo in general an enabling behavior?
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The internet will always be your friend.
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    No, but doing something like rewarding a thread about how you have no friends with attention does seem to be.
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    Originally posted by Lanny No, but doing something like rewarding a thread about how you have no friends with attention does seem to be.

    If you really wanted not to feed into it you wouldn't have responded. But now you have, and even started a dialogue of it, and now I'M responding to you. If you respond to me, all hope is lost and sploo will forever husk corn on the corner.
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