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i wish i had real friends
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2016-12-08 at 6:11 AM UTCmy "best friend" roshambo never hangs out with me and always makes up excuses
the girl i love just rejected me
nobody else talks to me or likes me because im an outcast and a weirdo
the only person i like to talk to anymore is mash
i wish people would like me i don't know whats wrong with me that everyone hates me
i have bad anxiety and other mental problems but i also have no friends and no one to talk to
i dont know why people hate me so much am i a weirdo am i actually autistic ive never had a friend who actually wanted to spend time with me -
2016-12-08 at 6:14 AM UTCreal friends are overrated
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2016-12-08 at 6:17 AM UTClol ther not real friend unsless u fuk them n make crazzy baby huh
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2016-12-08 at 6:23 AM UTC
Originally posted by the holy ghost i dont know why people hate me so much am i a weirdo am i actually autistic ive never had a friend who actually wanted to spend time with me
I don't think they hate you (unless you're talking about the people you've threatened to rape or murder in the past), it's more a case of you having nothing in common and them feeling uncomfortable with the way you speak.
if you're serious, you should do what I mentioned before and pick up some interests that don't involve drugs and pussles. I don't really know a way for you to improve your personal interaction skills outside of just talking to people though...
I was heaps awkward in high school and felt a similar way; it felt like a lot of anxiety and pressure - was not nearly as bad once I left though... I guess it was because if I didn't like someone or they didn't like me I could just not see them again as opposed to having to come to school with them every day -
2016-12-08 at 6:24 AM UTCThere is no such thing as real friends. Over fifty years on this planet has proven that to me, time and time again.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-08 at 6:29 AM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL There is no such thing as real friends. Over fifty years on this planet has proven that to me, time and time again.
"50 Years of Friendlessness: The -SpectraL Story"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-08 at 6:30 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny "50 Years of Friendlessness: The -SpectraL Story"
why don't you ever try to help me or play with me -
2016-12-08 at 6:32 AM UTCWhat can I do to help you sploo?
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2016-12-08 at 6:38 AM UTCA) Take my tests and do my pussles
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B) Tell me why I'm a friendless loser in a response not based on the content of this post -
2016-12-08 at 6:41 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-08 at 6:46 AM UTC
Originally posted by the holy ghost A) Take my tests and do my pussles
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B) Tell me why I'm a friendless loser in a response not based on the content of this post
How are either of those things "help"? -
2016-12-08 at 6:50 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny How are either of those things "help"?
The first thing satisfies my left brain which is specialized for patterns and statistics
The second thing increases my self awareness and motivates me to temporarily dominate my left brain with my socialized right brain -
2016-12-08 at 6:50 AM UTCdon't talk about me in your threadsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-08 at 6:51 AM UTC
Originally posted by Dissociator don't talk about me in your threads
ill cut at your genitals with a razor blade while i fuck you in the ass gayboyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-08 at 6:56 AM UTC
Originally posted by the holy ghost ill cut at your genitals with a razor blade while i fuck you in the ass gayboy
mayb if your dick was longer than 2 inThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-08 at 7:15 AM UTC
Originally posted by the holy ghost The first thing satisfies my left brain which is specialized for patterns and statistics
There's so much that's dumb about that sentence.The second thing increases my self awareness and motivates me to temporarily dominate my left brain with my socialized right brain
To be quite honest I got to a point where I felt like feeding into your whole thing is some kind of wierd enabling behavior. It's occurred to me that your acting out, or telling us about acting out, might be a kind of attention seeking (yeah that's a faggy term but think about the way you interact with people, especially your parents) and by rewarding it, it's being reinforced. I'm actually sufficiently convinced by this idea that I feel a minor sense of guilt when I play into it -
2016-12-08 at 7:38 AM UTCIs talking to sploo in general an enabling behavior?
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2016-12-08 at 8:05 AM UTCThe internet will always be your friend.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-08 at 8:13 AM UTCNo, but doing something like rewarding a thread about how you have no friends with attention does seem to be.
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2016-12-08 at 9:05 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny No, but doing something like rewarding a thread about how you have no friends with attention does seem to be.
If you really wanted not to feed into it you wouldn't have responded. But now you have, and even started a dialogue of it, and now I'M responding to you. If you respond to me, all hope is lost and sploo will forever husk corn on the corner.