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1. 2019-05-20 at 4:19 PM UTC

   #61
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   JUNE ON THE BEAT
   
2. 2019-05-20 at 4:27 PM UTC

   #62
   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]

   Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers
   
   Keep updating. Sounds like you're on the west coast.

   
   Nope, I'm on the east coast. It sucks. I've thought about going to California though or just going back to Florida.
   
   Right now I'm headed to cop dope. Im taking the free buses that run here in the city. Gonna head back to my camp after. Its hot as fuck. I did pretty good considering its a Monday which usually sucks. Made 54$ before 11am. I started at 7:30-8am. I shoulda been up earlier but just couldnt get motivated. Fingers crossed that Tuesday will be just as good.
3. 2019-05-20 at 4:30 PM UTC

   #63
   WellHung Black Hole
   Hydromorphone uses her homelessness as a way to suck up attention.
4. 2019-05-20 at 4:37 PM UTC

   #64
   We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut

   Originally posted by hydromorphone Nope, I'm on the east coast. It sucks. I've thought about going to California though or just going back to Florida.
   
   Right now I'm headed to cop dope. Im taking the free buses that run here in the city. Gonna head back to my camp after. Its hot as fuck. I did pretty good considering its a Monday which usually sucks. Made 54$ before 11am. I started at 7:30-8am. I shoulda been up earlier but just couldnt get motivated. Fingers crossed that Tuesday will be just as good.

   You should move to my city. The mayor is a j/ew and heroin and other drugs are dirt cheap. The rich liberals also worship homeless people drug addicts and cats and gay people. The record high was 111 F though. Or you could move to Austin and visit kr0z, it's slightly cooler there and similarly gay and liberal
5. 2019-05-20 at 4:40 PM UTC

   #65
   We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung Hydromorphone uses her homelessness as a way to suck up attention.

   Everything needs attention. The Army did some research showing that mold in petri dishes would be stunted if the wrong kind of attention were given to it, focusing negative thoughts at it in person or even through a camera. hydro just needs positive attention/encouragement.
   
   This probably isn't the best place for that but who knows
   
   I want to install hidden cameras around you and see if I can induce a stroke or heart attack in you with negative thoughts. Should be pretty simple.
   
   I may install some other devices for sound effects.
6. 2019-05-20 at 4:42 PM UTC

   #66
   

   Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]

   Originally posted by hydromorphone Thats what the site I used to host them has the size at. I cant be fucked to rehost them somewhere else. Sorry.

   
   Ahh no big deal.
7. 2019-05-20 at 4:48 PM UTC

   #67
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

   Originally posted by hydromorphone Nope, I'm on the east coast. It sucks. I've thought about going to California though or just going back to Florida.
   
   Right now I'm headed to cop dope. Im taking the free buses that run here in the city. Gonna head back to my camp after. Its hot as fuck. I did pretty good considering its a Monday which usually sucks. Made 54$ before 11am. I started at 7:30-8am. I shoulda been up earlier but just couldnt get motivated. Fingers crossed that Tuesday will be just as good.

   
   shit dude are you guys hiring? i could use a second job lmao
8. 2019-05-20 at 5:09 PM UTC

   #68
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers I want to install hidden cameras around you and see if I can induce a stroke or heart attack in you with negative thoughts. Should be pretty simple.

   
   Dude, even as a joke this sucks
9. 2019-05-20 at 5:12 PM UTC

   #69
   We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dude, even as a joke this sucks

   
   Why would that be a joke? He's already old and fat, it would be pretty simple.
10. 2019-05-20 at 5:30 PM UTC

    #70
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers Everything needs attention. The Army did some research showing that mold in petri dishes would be stunted if the wrong kind of attention were given to it, focusing negative thoughts at it in person or even through a camera. hydro just needs positive attention/encouragement.
    
    This probably isn't the best place for that but who knows
    
    I want to install hidden cameras around you and see if I can induce a stroke or heart attack in you with negative thoughts. Should be pretty simple.
    
    I may install some other devices for sound effects.

    
    I would love that. I wanna die so badly. But I don't have the guts to kill myself... I'm afraid I'll main myself instead and make things worse.
11. 2019-05-20 at 5:31 PM UTC

    #71
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung I would love that. I wanna die so badly. But I don't have the guts to kill myself… I'm afraid I'll main myself instead and make things worse.

    
    
12. 2019-05-20 at 5:35 PM UTC

    #72
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung I would love that. I wanna die so badly. But I don't have the guts to kill myself… I'm afraid I'll main myself instead and make things worse.

    
    What's made you suicidal? Being a DickHouser?