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  1. Originally posted by mmQ Apparently they must teach that at day 1 of cop school. "After you've shot the suspect 50 times and hes laying there, dead, make sure you keep screaming at him and cuff him lest his dead body raises up into a zombie and eats you and the other 100 cops."

    My ex stepson is a cop and was in the local newspaper about a month ago for doing a heroic deed...catching an armed felon in the act of doing something...clearly my influence in his young life created a mans man out of the little girl he was when I first took over as daddy...mind you his brother did 3yrs for the death of a child so....charged with murder and convicted on child endangerment or something like that.

    Just shows you it's not the bringing up or environment...it's the mentality of the little fuck in question.
  2. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson My ex stepson is a cop

    ex stepson ?

    what happened ? did he finally say no, other dads dont do this to their sons ?
  3. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL That's why judge-shopping is such a critical factor in any criminal defense.

    what drugs are you on speckles? the things you come out with you gotta be totally off your nut mate.

    when did you last see a criminal case where the defendant got to choose his judge you muppet?


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  4. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    tell you what tho, twice i've been shot at and both times i ran like fuck. wasn't armed tho so what else was i gonna do? lol


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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Money is the critical factor. Good attorney can get judges swapped among a host of other advantages.
  6. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ Money is the critical factor. Good attorney can get judges swapped among a host of other advantages.

    maybe you might get a swap based on some factor like the judge was impartial for some reason. you still wouldn't get to choose the judge tho.


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  7. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Narc what drugs are you on speckles? the things you come out with you gotta be totally off your nut mate.

    when did you last see a criminal case where the defendant got to choose his judge you muppet?


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    He's a troll you fucking idiot. Jesus Christ you're as stupid as you are stubborn.
  8. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung He's a troll you fucking idiot. Jesus Christ you're as stupid as you are stubborn.

    Kill yourself
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Brave is not doing something scary because your not afraid. Brave is being afraid to do something scary and doing anyhow.
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  10. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Brave is not doing something scary because your not afraid. Brave is being afraid to do something scary and doing anyhow.

    bravery is saying something original eventhough it sounds stupid instead of reparroting other peoples worn out quotes.
  11. Originally posted by Narc maybe you might get a swap based on some factor like the judge was impartial for some reason. you still wouldn't get to choose the judge tho.


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    for average person.

    but once you've reached higher echelon of the society new options that are usually unavailable to regular folks become available to you.
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny bravery is saying something original eventhough it sounds stupid instead of reparroting other peoples worn out quotes.
    The truth is found in many places.
    Stupid is found your mirror.
  13. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    In a pistol gunfight I would win because I can dodge pistol bullets. I haven't quite mastered dodging automatic weapons yet.
  14. Originally posted by Speedy Parker The truth is found in many places.
    Stupid is found your mirror.

    while yours manifests itself in the toilet bowl.

    look at it the next time you pee.
  15. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by WellHung He's a troll you fucking idiot. Jesus Christ you're as stupid as you are stubborn.

    no he's not a troll, he's genuinely that stupid. the fuck you know dh boy?


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  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Narc no he's not a troll, he's genuinely that stupid. the fuck you know dh boy?


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    Hey, you're no Albert Einstein yourself, kid.
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  17. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers Kill yourself

    help me.
  18. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Hey, you're no Albert Einstein yourself, kid.

    😀
  19. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Narc no he's not a troll, he's genuinely that stupid. the fuck you know dh boy?


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    Spectral has posted many reasonable logical and intelligent things, in my opinion... The question is whether he truly believes them or not.
  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by WellHung Spectral has posted many reasonable logical and intelligent things, in my opinion… The question is whether he truly believes them or not.

    With a genuine troll, you'll never know the answer to that question.
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