2016-12-08 at 2:17 AM UTC
What's new? I been hanging out at the foreign preteen chatrooms pretending I was 17. They asked me to post a pic of myself and I used a pic of Tom Cruise. I said I look older than I am for my age.
It was hard convincing them bitches to show me their tits. I pretended to know very little English so I been chatting using terrible English accent. This is how I would chat;
"Me name is LeeRoy me half paki half African, would anybody want to be me friend? Me really sad becus me mommy died today can anyone chat with me? Me really sad =(
Next thing you know I got many 12-14year old girls chatting with me.
2016-12-08 at 2:29 AM UTC
NNNNNNGGGAAAALLOOOO!! You're going to hell.
2016-12-08 at 2:31 AM UTC
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2016-12-08 at 2:45 AM UTC
if not lie link to chatroom causee im a 17 so it legal 4 me to tlak too titty girls
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2016-12-08 at 3:26 AM UTC
oi ulkt a ya got me rondo dondo roight den m8 and wen mojee dogees
2016-12-08 at 11:23 AM UTC
I'm high on bike seats, maaannn
2016-12-08 at 2:26 PM UTC
I couldn't do that I would keep spamming KILL YOUR SISTER in the chat CUT HER OPEN AND LETS HER BONES!!!!. IT would just be too damn funny.
2016-12-08 at 2:41 PM UTC
There used to be a website that let you search facebook posts (openbook?) and I would type in "tinychat" and get about 5000 lolis from around the world and join the room as PEDROBEAR or some other obscene name and troll them all, good times. They were very sweet.