whats up assholes!

1. 2016-12-08 at 2:17 AM UTC

   #1
   ngalo1983 Yung Blood
   What's new? I been hanging out at the foreign preteen chatrooms pretending I was 17. They asked me to post a pic of myself and I used a pic of Tom Cruise. I said I look older than I am for my age.
   
   It was hard convincing them bitches to show me their tits. I pretended to know very little English so I been chatting using terrible English accent. This is how I would chat;
   
   "Me name is LeeRoy me half paki half African, would anybody want to be me friend? Me really sad becus me mommy died today can anyone chat with me? Me really sad =(
   
   Next thing you know I got many 12-14year old girls chatting with me.
2. 2016-12-08 at 2:29 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   NNNNNNGGGAAAALLOOOO!! You're going to hell.
3. 2016-12-08 at 2:31 AM UTC

   #3
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   fake
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
4. 2016-12-08 at 2:44 AM UTC

   #4
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   fingers up assholes
5. 2016-12-08 at 2:45 AM UTC

   #5
   

   Dissociator African Astronaut
   if not lie link to chatroom causee im a 17 so it legal 4 me to tlak too titty girls
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • bling bling
6. 2016-12-08 at 3:26 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   oi ulkt a ya got me rondo dondo roight den m8 and wen mojee dogees
7. 2016-12-08 at 3:31 AM UTC

   #7
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump oi ulkt a ya got me rondo dondo roight den m8 and wen mojee dogees

   
   INNIT
8. 2016-12-08 at 3:55 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   isnt it in it
9. 2016-12-08 at 11:08 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Pfft, you're doing it wrong if you have to pretend to be 17. The discerning pedo knows which girls are susceptible to his charms without having to lie about his/her age. I usually have the most luck with teenaged girls but you know...
   
   
10. 2016-12-08 at 11:18 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Sophie Pfft, you're doing it wrong if you have to pretend to be 17. The discerning pedo knows which girls are susceptible to his charms without having to lie about his/her age. I usually have the most luck with teenaged girls but you know…
    
    

    
    Ahaha hahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha
11. 2016-12-08 at 11:19 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by mmQ Ahaha hahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha

    
    Are you taking the piss m8?
12. 2016-12-08 at 11:23 AM UTC

    #12
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm high on bike seats, maaannn
13. 2016-12-08 at 11:24 AM UTC

    #13
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by mmQ I'm high on bike seats, maaannn

    
    Nothing like the scent of pristine preteen pussy.
14. 2016-12-08 at 2:26 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I couldn't do that I would keep spamming KILL YOUR SISTER in the chat CUT HER OPEN AND LETS HER BONES!!!!. IT would just be too damn funny.
15. 2016-12-08 at 2:35 PM UTC

    #15
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I couldn't do that I would keep spamming KILL YOUR SISTER in the chat CUT HER OPEN AND LETS HER BONES!!!!. IT would just be too damn funny.

    
    Insta-ban or block depending on the platform.
16. 2016-12-08 at 2:41 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    There used to be a website that let you search facebook posts (openbook?) and I would type in "tinychat" and get about 5000 lolis from around the world and join the room as PEDROBEAR or some other obscene name and troll them all, good times. They were very sweet.