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  1. #21
    I think pretty much every idiot has at some point thought about writing a book...most assume their life is so fucking interesting that people will want to read about it, the reality of course is it's a boring fucking tome of banality.

    I know an old fella who owned a "famous" mattress company in Corpus Christi who thought everyone would want to read about his life...he had a stack of hardback copies in his house and gave me a "signed copy"...wow thanks.

    Chapter one was about his childhood living in a fucking 1 room cabin with his 1000000 siblings...I never got to chapter 2...
  2. #22
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    maybe she could try this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pell_Grant

    And spend it all on heroin and cheeseburgers
  3. #23
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    I'd write a book that would be interesting but everyone would think it's fiction when it's true.
  4. #24
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers I'd write a book that would be interesting but everyone would think it's fiction when it's true.

    "My family and other animals" has already been written.
  5. #25
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I think pretty much every idiot has at some point thought about writing a book…most assume their life is so fucking interesting that people will want to read about it, the reality of course is it's a boring fucking tome of banality.

    I know an old fella who owned a "famous" mattress company in Corpus Christi who thought everyone would want to read about his life…he had a stack of hardback copies in his house and gave me a "signed copy"…wow thanks.

    Chapter one was about his childhood living in a fucking 1 room cabin with his 1000000 siblings…I never got to chapter 2…

    That's a lot of siblings.
  6. #26
    They fucked like rabbits back in the 1920s and 30's...prohibition I guess.
  7. #27
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    I want to abduct and brainwash homeless people
  8. #28
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers I want to abduct and brainwash homeless people

    Well they probably need a good washing everywhere, not just their brain.
  9. #29
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They fucked like rabbits back in the 1920s and 30's…prohibition I guess.

    I bet a lot of cool shit happened in chapter 2
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #30
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut


    Most people are difficult to make use of. They are stubborn and reluctant to learn anything especially with all the modern conveniences making it so easy for them to be lazy. Homeless people are among the most stubborn and lazy. That's why they need to be abducted.
  11. #31
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    mMMMmMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm cake
  12. #32
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Came back to camp to rest up and do some dope before I head down to manhandle and hand out glow bracelets.

    I took pics, I'll post them later tonight though. I gotta get going soon and dont have time atm.

    There are places I can go and shower most the week. I dont go long without showering and if I do I clean up with water, soap and baby wipes. The worst dirt is just on my legs from walking, and now sweating I guess. I do use perfume and body sprays though. I cant use anti-prespirants because they make me literally sick.

    Soon I'll have a little garden, a propane cooking stove, and a fishing rod.


    I did have a truck. My mothers friend pulled the rear end out of it taking it off a trailer. Still never been compensated for it. Another way I got fucked.
  13. #33
    Why did you get kicked off your hm?
  14. #34
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by DietYellow Why did you get kicked off your hm?

    The new pain management doctor is a fucking asshole and a retard. That's why. It wasn't that I got "kicked off", its that he thought this would be better... Since hm is so short acting... Even though it never worked before and I have that documented even at higher doses than I get now. Oh and I believe the office implemented a new policy and is taking everyone down.

    Posting pics in a sec.
  15. #35
    apric0t Houston
    why isnt the only thing we say to this slag "why are you still alive?"?
  16. #36
    Ghost Black Hole
    Post nude selfies
  17. #37
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]











    First couple pics are my tent and pics taken from inside my tent. I posted some pics from the bridge which is like... Right in front of my tent. The sunset was really pretty, the first one with the moon was taken literally at the same time as the sunset pic, just different sides of the bridge.
  18. #38
    Ghost Black Hole
    180x180's hosted on i.bb.co
  19. #39
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Everyone should be forced to live a year of their life in 23-hour a day solitary confinement without anything. Learn who you really are.

    Solitary confinement is too cruel that the people who invented it stopped doing it.
  20. #40
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Thotgirl Solitary confinement is too cruel that the people who invented it stopped doing it.

    Try making sense next time you type out a thought. Learn from me, the resident ratard
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