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We should regulate and ban scooters

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    This girl I knew was kind of a plumper but still really beautiful and sweet and her job was to take pictures of kids at the mall with their parents. But she was riding one of those stupid hipster scooters. I text her looking to get laid and she text me that she's been in the hospital for 2 weeks because she was hit by a car and the doctors wanted to amputate her nose.

    I sent her a picture of myself and she called me "handsome" and she sent a picture back an she looked really rowdy and I told her "Dorthy" I'll come see you at the hospital babe and bring you anything you want and I honestly think she was heavily medicated and she said "nahh I'm goooood"

    I saw this guy downtown that works for the lime scooter in this city and he was telling me that there are a bunch of hipster kids fucking themselves up on that shit that dont know how to ride a scooter. I wanted to post a picture she sent me of her face but I looked at it a couple times and deleted it.

    It just goes to show that anything can happen to anyone and to always count your lucky stars

    I told the gonts at work and they were parking it in the bike racks and I got them to throw them in the dumpster with me. Fucking bullshit



    we need more litigation~!
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby

    no one gives a single drizzle of rat piss about your pathetic and insignificant life...and they certainly dont want to hear about it unless it involved making even more of a complete fool out of yourself.

    you should kill yourself immediately and grant the universe a reprieve from the tragic horror that is your existence in this reality
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock no one gives a single drizzle of rat piss about your pathetic and insignificant life…and they certainly dont want to hear about it unless it involved making even more of a complete fool out of yourself.

    you should kill yourself immediately and grant the universe a reprieve from the tragic horror that is your existence in this reality

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    My sister used one of those drunk and fell over and scraped her leg.

    5/5 would recommend
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby


    you should have a wildebeest ride a scooter at full throttle then you step in front of it, bent over, with ass cheeks splayed.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by DietPiano My sister used one of those drunk and fell over and scraped her leg.

    5/5 would recommend

    post pics of sister nude
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Those are all over the OSU campus. They’re talking about stiffer regulations because of all the accidents.
    The idea was cool. You can take the scooter anywhere you want, and just leave it there. You see racks of em on all the main campus intersections. Just too many drunk college students.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock you should have a wildebeest ride a scooter at full throttle then you step in front of it, bent over, with ass cheeks splayed.

    thats really rich coming from you. and I'd expect that kind laceration from a weak.whyte cuck like you that likes seeing other men fucking whyte women.

    *dare to take the rational black pill fam?*
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Technologist Those are all over the OSU campus. They’re talking about stiffer regulations because of all the accidents.
    The idea was cool. You can take the scooter anywhere you want, and just leave it there. You see racks of em on all the main campus intersections. Just too many drunk college students.

    the plight of some college students these days like lanny the tranny should probably cycle or walk to loose some of the weight.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby thats really rich coming from you. and I'd expect that kind laceration from a weak.whyte cuck like you that likes seeing other men fucking whyte women.



    tell me more about what kind of laceration you have going on, there, spanky...

    WHITE POWER, nigger
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    infinityshock Black Hole
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock tell me more about what kind of laceration you have going on, there, spanky…

    WHITE POWER, nigger

    Thats really charming coming from a gont who regulary tries to summit to the new yorker hyper sinister poetry under the penn name lily whyte lavera and comes from the caucasian lagoon whos family motto is "smell my finger" nice try faggot
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby

    WHITE POWER, nigger
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    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Ahhh, those damn scooters. I can't wait till people start hacking those things and causing them to all fail. There are definitely useful components in them that can be cannibalized. The worst thing is these people(hipsters actually which aren't technically human) that think those scooters move faster than I can sprint, and they talk shit while going past me. Lucky for them I'm usually pretty peaceful.
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I'd love to rip one open just for interest - and also for things like the battery. Never seen one irl though.
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