2019-05-13 at 11:05 PM UTC
usually dick sounds appropriate but "ding-dong" would sound odd to say causally most times like dick.
2019-05-13 at 11:27 PM UTC
LMFAO
When I was boarding my Clydesdale at this lady's farm where a bunch of other people boarded their horses (and the lady of course had horses of her own), a couple of the boarders were saying shit about my boy being a stallion... Which was stupid, since he was more well behaved than any of thw other horses out there anyway. They were bitching because the one lady had a mare in heat.
Well, after they were going on that I needed to get him gelded and shit finally they walked by and he was 'relaxed' on the cross ties where I was grooming him and the two woman jumped back. My dad grabbed my horse's dick and shook it at them saying "Hi, I'm the one eyed Cyclops, glad to meet ya!"
The lady who owned the farm was dying in laughter with me when she saw what he did since the two other woman were fucking prude dickhead assholes. They left us the fuck alone after that.
Not long after that and going on about how she just "knew" he was going to try and breed her mare, she invited me out on a trail ride. This would have been my Clydesdale's 3rd or 4th ride and first with a few other people and horses. We go out and I suggested that since he was young (he was 2 years old) and they had mares that I should be in front of them. Oh no... At thw end of the ride she has sort of an attitude and says "well I'm surprised he didnt try to mount my mare as shes been dripping in heat" later I find out from another boarder that she was trying to set me up and make my boy look bad. Dumb cunts. My horse was too fucking good for hwr dumb fucking shit.
Anyway.. The moral to this story is to just whip your dick out saying "Hi I'm the one eyed Cyclops glad to meet ya!" and it'll all be good ;)
2019-05-13 at 11:37 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
A proper gentleman refers to it as tallywacker.
2019-05-14 at 12:03 AM UTC
Nil
African Astronaut
[the overexcited four-footed chanar]
If i need to refer to multiple penises is penii acceptable?
2019-05-14 at 1:49 PM UTC
Yeah I suppose. In the bedroom, itd definitely feel weird to refer to it as anything but "dick" or "cock", whereas in more jovial company "schlong" or "tube steak" or "dong" might suffice.
2019-05-14 at 1:56 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
"Oh Casper, put your hard throbbing penile appendage in my special place. Oh. Ooohhh mmmm".
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2019-05-14 at 3:24 PM UTC
Maybe if you had a big nigger dick rather than a walnut dick, you would talk about muh dick more.
