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The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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2016-12-05 at 9:57 PM UTCSome police forces here don't arrest you even for coke and heroin anymore (first time offense). Drugs are decriminalised in all but name over here
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2016-12-05 at 10:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice [link]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legality_of_cannabis_by_country[/link]
It's weird how much more socially liberal the US has become in comparison to other, specifically Western European, countries. Spain seems cool, though.
I found this interesting:
What a wonderful thing to consider a human right.
Wait so wouldn't that mean all drugs would be legal to grow/make? -
2016-12-05 at 10:23 PM UTCI've got a pavlovian response to weed, whenever I pack a bowl I always need to shit.
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2016-12-05 at 10:30 PM UTCI changed my mind, I'm probably going to Purple Star MD instead of SPARC. It seems to have the best prices and good selection/quality: [link]https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/3dvf3f/this_is_what_1740_gets_you_in_san_francisco/[/link]
Oh boy, those new member bonuses are sweet. They have BOGO (buy one get one (free)) deals as well. Multiple dispensaries here allow you to use on site. Some have recreational lounges, or open air areas on higher floors. SPARC has volcano vaporizers you can use for free, and I read that another has everything you need, bongs, dabbing rigs, even rolling papers, along with pool and other stuff to do for fun. -
2016-12-05 at 10:35 PM UTCI feel like I have so much latent power. Just a mild slap/palm thrust seems to contain such immense strength, far beyond my physical size. I think my knuckles may be continually growing as well. Getting hit by my middle knuckle is like being hit by an icepick, it concentrates so much force and is as hard as stone.
I wonder if anyone has ever fought a professional/high level MMA fight on cocaine. One day I want to fight in an open weight tournament, like K1 used to have, and become known as the god of war, a legendary undefeated champion. -
2016-12-06 at 6:14 AM UTCAww yeah, succeeded in going to my first dispensary, registering, and purchasing. Fuck, I'm squirelly/skittish/awkward as fuck, IRL Tomoko Kuroki. Even my mother used to tell me when I was a child that I she felt really embarrassed/ashamed whenever she went out with me (That fucking bitch...). I'm constantly exhibiting a wide array of bizarre mannerisms that makes me stand out as suspicious/abnormal, some of which are probably mild stimming behavior. Okay, I don't want to go down that train of thought/memories...
Look! All this was FREE!
It was even better than I expected. Free eighth! A gram of kief, 40 hemp rolling papers, 2 candies, a lighter, and 3 hole punches on my card.
I also went to La Taqueria and bought one of their overpriced burritos because it was nearby and named one of America's best, or at least Nate Silver likes it (Fuck him!). [link]http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/americas-best-burrito/[/link]
I, Malice, 26 years of age, am about to roll a joint for the first time in my life. Before this I've only vaporized. I'll have to look up how to do it because I honestly don't know the proper technique. Then I'm going to eat, I'm already feeling pretty hungry.
Kind of nervous, tbh. May have a drink to take the edge off. I've never smoked anything in my life.
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2016-12-06 at 6:27 AM UTCthis is just too damn cuteThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-12-06 at 8:09 AM UTCSeems it took me 50 minutes to actually get to this point. Knew I had to avoid excessive researching and interneting or I'd never get around to it (avoidance). Hands are shaking. 1 hour now, took me over 10 minutes just to make this damn thing (what a hassle). Fuck, fear of fire is one of the most primal fears there is. I'm actually expected to contain this and avoid burning myself or the objects around me, not to mention the initial lighting with a lighter (those things are dangerous). Now I'm just staring at it laying on my desk. Feeling it out, trimmed off a bit of excess. Pretty small, added some wonder wax, used a part of the rolling paper container as a enhancement. Better fill my cup with water and have another drink. Pacing back and forth a bit, building up courage, coming to terms with the situation. I musn't run away, I musn't run away... A while ago I wondered whether there was anything you could use to coat your esophagus with and make the smoke less irritable (probably, even wondered whether there was an actual product marketed for this (ripoff, but would be kind of funny). Alright, I'm gonna stand by the sink in case I set myself on fire, somehow. I'll keep my shirt on, but of course the sleeves are staying rolled up.
Woah, man, I'm high as hell. Wouldn't surprise me if that joint only had 50 mg of flowers, 100 max. *stands in front of mirror* You know, smoking does make you look cool, unless you come of as a secretly try-hard Stirner wannabe. Between index and middle finger. Admit it, when you first started I bet a considerable portion of you stood in front of a mirror figuring out the coolest way to look while doing it. Particularly good when wearing my new favorite shirt I received today, Wolf of the Cosmos, from the makers of the famed "Three Wolf Moon" shirt (also recceived two Trump shirts and a warrior wolf): [link]https://www.amazon.com/Wolf-of-the-Cosmos-T-Shirt/dp/B017WM48BK[/link]
It was actually considerably smoother than vapor. At first I wondered if the flowers weren't burning. I had read, when I first researched the subject of smoking vs. vaping some time ago, that cannabis smoke is actually on average less irritating to the lungs, for some reason I can't recall.
Man, maybe this is the level people generally reach when they get high and I've been dosing very low relative to them. Then again, people due tend to overdo things in social situations due to social dynamics. Brings to mind Lanny mentioning how his friends competed with him in drinking. This petty competitive behavior was actually mentioned in Is There Anything Good About Men?: How Cultures Flourish by Exploiting Men. Of course it's rooted in sexual competition.
Woah, man, this is excessively high. I would not feel comfortable going out like this. Fortunately there's always pregnenolone to directly bring it down, CBD to counteract many of the negative side effects, PRL-8-53, a hymernesiac which I found the effect to feel as if it were directly counteracting the cannabis's cognitive effects, and anxiolytics.; with vinpocetine taken as a sublingual vasodilator. I guarantee you it will be a highly effective antidote for cannabis overdoses, my special recipe.
Man that burrito smells good. But it's overheated, and it's a burrito, this is going to take forever to cool down. I want to post this now along with a description of the effects on taste and food satiation. Noted too much woah'ing and man'ing, need to keep down the quasi-surfer lingo. Damn, forgot about the thermodynamics and didn't flip it i time, causing the underside to be somewhat soggy and overheated.
*takes first bite*
Flavor floods through mouth and is processed by brain in what feels like a mildly electrical wage of energy, smile spreads across face like when The Grinch's (animated version!) heart grew three sizes. It's like I began tenderly kissing it, the motion of having my head down, face pressed against it. Thank you, cheap Mexican labor.I watched Nate take his first bite, and I swear he achieved nirvana before my eyes. I got to work eating myself, and we munched in silence (except when I asked to borrow his second burrito because I’d dived into both of mine before I remembered to photograph them) until we’d each finished a burrito. You see, data-loving Nate had dined at top-ranking El Farolito, but this was his first time at La Taqueria. “I don’t want to bias you,” he said, “but this is really, really good,” pointing to two baskets left with nothing but foil and wax paper.
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2016-12-06 at 8:13 AM UTCcannabis overdoses
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2016-12-06 at 8:14 AM UTC
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2016-12-06 at 8:32 AM UTCThat's actually a pretty decent joint for your first time. It always amazes me the limply flip dicks people manage to roll, like c'mon, it's not that fucking hard.
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2016-12-06 at 8:33 AM UTCI would make such a good girl.
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2016-12-06 at 8:44 AM UTCMan, you ever think about the journey each of the ingredients takes to get to you, the labor put into it through the voluntary cooperation of the market? It brings to mind Milton Friedman's I, Pencil:
It's like love, mother nature, and capitalism flowing into you to nourish you, a chain of interconnection.
Those who see only tyranny and terror lack the imagination and understanding to see the true beauty of a capitalist economy.
You know, I can totally see how this could have been a critical factor in the rise of the godforsaken hippie movement and the lousy beatniks that preceded them. I feel I can understand the concern many conservatives may display about its contribution to societal decay.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-06 at 11:11 AM UTCThis post needs content and context.
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2016-12-06 at 11:22 AM UTCDoesnt even post a pic of the flower what a maroon.
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2016-12-06 at 11:30 AM UTC
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2016-12-06 at 11:41 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Seems it took me 50 minutes to actually get to this point. Knew I had to avoid excessive researching and interneting or I'd never get around to it (avoidance).
Lol.
Originally posted by Malice Hands are shaking. 1 hour now, took me over 10 minutes just to make this damn thing (what a hassle).
I smoke hand rolled premium dark tobacco. I got a cig rolled in 30 seconds, with my eyes closed. Experience will make you awesome at it. Also i haven't rolled a joint in years but i bet i could do it in under a minute still.
Originally posted by Malice Fuck, fear of fire is one of the most primal fears there is. I'm actually expected to contain this and avoid burning myself or the objects around me,
Are you literally scared of a burning joint right now?
Originally posted by Malice not to mention the initial lighting with a lighter (those things are dangerous).
Only if you're three years old are lighters dangerous. I use a Zippo, that's a rope hanging in some gasoline with a flint attached to it. And i manage to burn only the things i want to burn so calm down.
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2016-12-06 at 11:43 AM UTCAlso with regards to smoking, i didn't do it to look cool, i did it because i wanted to alter my consciousness. Looking cool is incidental. Especially now that i am addicted to nicotine, oh well.
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2016-12-06 at 7:51 PM UTCDamn, it took me over an hour after having it in my mouth to realize that the candy in the bottom left was gum. I thought it was a mint. Cannabis gum, how fun. Noticed it didn't seem to be dissolving like a mint would.
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2016-12-06 at 7:52 PM UTCI also want a cool pipe now.
