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don't try stealing from walmart
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2019-05-13 at 1:38 AM UTC
Originally posted by Narc CCTV in the store which you would've known if you'd really worked loss prevention for 10 years like you tried to pretend.
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You can't get a conviction based solely on a photo of someone, no matter how good it is. Wake up. The cops would have had to get a warrant to enter his premises and seize his equipment and examine it. -
2019-05-13 at 8:54 AM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL You can't get a conviction based solely on a photo of someone, no matter how good it is. Wake up. The cops would have had to get a warrant to enter his premises and seize his equipment and examine it.
You realize you're talking to somebody here who has several convictions for shoplifting based on just that. And once you're under arrest for a crime they no longer need a warrant to search your home or any other premesis you have control of.
Idiot.
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2019-05-13 at 11:24 AM UTC
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2019-05-13 at 11:25 AM UTC
Originally posted by Narc You realize you're talking to somebody here who has several convictions for shoplifting based on just that. And once you're under arrest for a crime they no longer need a warrant to search your home or any other premesis you have control of.
Idiot.
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whos this rather incompetent thief your speaking of ? -
2019-05-13 at 11:27 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER One of the times they stopped, she shined the big spotlight thing on me (since I imagine there aren't many 6'7" 325lb white dudes in the area), and I held up the can, started slurring my words, and said something to the effect off. "IM NOT…GUDDA….DROVING. I SWEEEEAAARRR. CASEY IS A SWEETHEART WERE GONNA GET JACKINTHEBOX DONTWORRYITSCOOL"
And then as they slowly started driving away, I "drunkenly" yelled THAnK Yiu FOR yeR ServICE!!!!!!
Rofl.
The moral of this story is im a world class bullshitter, and its why i became such a WACKY CHARACTER. When you play a role for long enough, you start to become that thing. And apparently i was going for an amalgamation of every drug dealer macho scumbag cool hand luke loner warrior poet junkie fuckup tryhard dickcheese loser that ever walked these lands.
I dun gud. -
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2019-05-13 at 1:35 PM UTC
Originally posted by Thotgirl Then run away bc im scared hes coming over today hes pissed operation mislead and gtfo has failed.
I told ya, you put people in jail they gonna get real pissed. And nobody forgets that shit, they sit in the cell and get angrier and angrier about it every day. Then one day they get put out on the street again.
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2019-05-13 at 1:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by Narc I told ya, you put people in jail they gonna get real pissed. And nobody forgets that shit, they sit in the cell and get angrier and angrier about it every day. Then one day they get put out on the street again.
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No its gimp my pimp...not the dude i put in jail..i tried getting him to think im fucking off to ny...didnt work -
2019-05-13 at 1:37 PM UTCI really want to go steal a cartload of groceries from walmart right now.
But stealing cartloadsofgroceriesisnottookuchfunifnooonewantstodoitwithyouahaha
