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  1. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Thotgirl I think sears is going out business bc theyre dated.

    Would sound more feasible.


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  2. Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you should learn to not be such a nigger.

    Hey, don't say that word
  3. Originally posted by Tesla Coil Hey, don't say that word

  4. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Spectrum zx's were black back in the early/mid 80s


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  5. Originally posted by Narc Spectrum zx's were black back in the early/mid 80s


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    but their a minority, isolated cases,
  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I remember the day they banned "black baby" licorice candies.
  7. Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    umm..??
  8. Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny but their a minority, isolated cases,

    They're
  9. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny but their a minority, isolated cases,

    Yeah but you said, you said, and I think you'll find this is verbatim....

    You said..

    But that all changed in the late 90s when Dell started promoting and shipping computers that came in a very different color ; NIGGER color. YES !!! Dell was the first to introduce Nigger Computers, and very soon, the market was chocked full of newer, more powerful, superior computers that came in and only in nigger color.

    They clearly weren't you fucking moron.


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  10. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    I'm pretty sure you just made all that shit up just so you could repeatedly say the word nigger.

    Thought that would make you sound like some kind of badass dint ya?


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  11. Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I remember the day they banned "black baby" licorice candies.

    but why..

    (sarcasm)
  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Tesla Coil but why..

    (sarcasm)

    They were my favorite candy. One day, I went to buy a bag full, as was my usual, and there was none. I asked the guy at the counter what happened to them. He said they were now considered racist, just laying there in a box near the register, so he had to stop buying them or lose business.
  13. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    They are racist. He is racist, and you are racist.
  14. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Yeah what kind of a racist fuck eats black babies anyway


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  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    "Black licorice flavored candies formed in the shape of a small person with their arms down at their side. They are approximately 2" tall by 1/2" wide & thick. Nigger Babies were sold as such for decades, until the later 1980's-mid 1990's when their name was changed to Licorice Babies to avoid derogatory racial use of the word Nigger being ingrained in children's vocabulary as acceptable."
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    The only time I got caught shoplifting was, ironically, when I didn't actually go to the store intending to take anything. Electronics store like 6 years ago, Black Friday sale. I call the store to make sure they have a particular item. Dude says yes. I say "can you please check in the back just to make sure you have at least two of them? I'm not close so I don't want to come down for nothing, on hold 10 min, dude comes back, says yes they have them. I thank him, make my purchase online for in store pickup, and pay a friend to drive me to the store. Walk to the place where you're supposed to pick up stuff, give them my order number. They fumble around for 15-20 min, then tell me they don't have it, and haven't had it for a couple weeks. I'm pretty annoyed at this point. I ask them to call me when they get the item. A guy offers to dig around in the back room. Another half hour, standing there talking to my friend like "I honestly can't believe this shit".Dude comes back with nothing. I go to speak to the manager, she doesn't want to give me a rain check. She doesn't offer an apology. She has no explanation for why I could buy an in-stock item on their website, only to come to the store and no one has any idea wtf is going on. She says the money will be returned to my card in 5-7 business days. I say that's unacceptable since this was supposed to be a birthday present, in FOUR days, and I don't have money to buy anything else. She doesn't care.

    Long story shorter, I was so fucking mad that I pocketed a $3 SATA cable on general principle. It felt like after spending $20 on a ride, $240 on their website, and an hour and a half of my time being leg around by the dick, I had to do something. Well of course LP stopped me 5 feet outside the door. I told them they were a joke, tossed the cable back inside and tossed a crinkled $5 bill in there for good measure. I refused to go back with them, so they followed me for a few blocks and then called the local police dept. the police sent FIVE fucking cruisers (my friend was still in the parking lot. I didn't walk back to his car bc I knew LP was waiting for license number and I didn't want him involved in my bullshit). Anyway, eventually I just walk far enough down that LP doesn't want to risk being that far from the store and that close to me. But the police are cruising up and down the streets like they're looking for an escaped convict. I find a house that's having a house party, and I toss my overshirt into the bushes and pick up a beer can someone had on the driveway. Then I sit there outside and mess with my phone like some drunk dude trying to text someone. The police passed me another 3 or 4 times but never thought to stop me. I waited 45 min or so, then had my friend pick me up,

    Remember when I gave them my order number though? Yeah that had all my info on it. Tbf though, I didn't intend to steal anything so if was the furthest thing from my mind, nor did I think the store that essentially stiffed me for $240 would have the gall to pursue me over $3.

    Live and learn.
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  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by CASPER Live and learn.

    That was really smart ditching your shirt. That was what made them keep on driving. And they can't necessarily prove the guy who made the order is the same guy who came to the store. Not without a warrant.
  18. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL That was really smart ditching your shirt. That was what made them keep on driving. And they can't necessarily prove the guy who made the order is the same guy who came to the store. Not without a warrant.

    CCTV in the store which you would've known if you'd really worked loss prevention for 10 years like you tried to pretend.


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  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by -SpectraL That was really smart ditching your shirt. That was what made them keep on driving. And they can't necessarily prove the guy who made the order is the same guy who came to the store. Not without a warrant.

    One of the times they stopped, she shined the big spotlight thing on me (since I imagine there aren't many 6'7" 325lb white dudes in the area), and I held up the can, started slurring my words, and said something to the effect off. "IM NOT...GUDDA....DROVING. I SWEEEEAAARRR. CASEY IS A SWEETHEART WERE GONNA GET JACKINTHEBOX DONTWORRYITSCOOL"

    And then as they slowly started driving away, I "drunkenly" yelled THAnK Yiu FOR yeR ServICE!!!!!!


    Rofl.
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  20. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Lol good story
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