2019-05-12 at 2:54 AM UTC
Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
Spectrum zx's were black back in the early/mid 80s
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2019-05-12 at 3:15 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I remember the day they banned "black baby" licorice candies.
2019-05-12 at 9:01 AM UTC
Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
I'm pretty sure you just made all that shit up just so you could repeatedly say the word nigger.
Thought that would make you sound like some kind of badass dint ya?
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
They are racist. He is racist, and you are racist.
2019-05-12 at 9:33 PM UTC
Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
Yeah what kind of a racist fuck eats black babies anyway
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2019-05-13 at 12:37 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
"Black licorice flavored candies formed in the shape of a small person with their arms down at their side. They are approximately 2" tall by 1/2" wide & thick. Nigger Babies were sold as such for decades, until the later 1980's-mid 1990's when their name was changed to Licorice Babies to avoid derogatory racial use of the word Nigger being ingrained in children's vocabulary as acceptable."
2019-05-13 at 1:13 AM UTC
The only time I got caught shoplifting was, ironically, when I didn't actually go to the store intending to take anything. Electronics store like 6 years ago, Black Friday sale. I call the store to make sure they have a particular item. Dude says yes. I say "can you please check in the back just to make sure you have at least two of them? I'm not close so I don't want to come down for nothing, on hold 10 min, dude comes back, says yes they have them. I thank him, make my purchase online for in store pickup, and pay a friend to drive me to the store. Walk to the place where you're supposed to pick up stuff, give them my order number. They fumble around for 15-20 min, then tell me they don't have it, and haven't had it for a couple weeks. I'm pretty annoyed at this point. I ask them to call me when they get the item. A guy offers to dig around in the back room. Another half hour, standing there talking to my friend like "I honestly can't believe this shit".Dude comes back with nothing. I go to speak to the manager, she doesn't want to give me a rain check. She doesn't offer an apology. She has no explanation for why I could buy an in-stock item on their website, only to come to the store and no one has any idea wtf is going on. She says the money will be returned to my card in 5-7 business days. I say that's unacceptable since this was supposed to be a birthday present, in FOUR days, and I don't have money to buy anything else. She doesn't care.
Long story shorter, I was so fucking mad that I pocketed a $3 SATA cable on general principle. It felt like after spending $20 on a ride, $240 on their website, and an hour and a half of my time being leg around by the dick, I had to do something. Well of course LP stopped me 5 feet outside the door. I told them they were a joke, tossed the cable back inside and tossed a crinkled $5 bill in there for good measure. I refused to go back with them, so they followed me for a few blocks and then called the local police dept. the police sent FIVE fucking cruisers (my friend was still in the parking lot. I didn't walk back to his car bc I knew LP was waiting for license number and I didn't want him involved in my bullshit). Anyway, eventually I just walk far enough down that LP doesn't want to risk being that far from the store and that close to me. But the police are cruising up and down the streets like they're looking for an escaped convict. I find a house that's having a house party, and I toss my overshirt into the bushes and pick up a beer can someone had on the driveway. Then I sit there outside and mess with my phone like some drunk dude trying to text someone. The police passed me another 3 or 4 times but never thought to stop me. I waited 45 min or so, then had my friend pick me up,
Remember when I gave them my order number though? Yeah that had all my info on it. Tbf though, I didn't intend to steal anything so if was the furthest thing from my mind, nor did I think the store that essentially stiffed me for $240 would have the gall to pursue me over $3.
Live and learn.
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2019-05-13 at 1:26 AM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL
That was really smart ditching your shirt. That was what made them keep on driving. And they can't necessarily prove the guy who made the order is the same guy who came to the store. Not without a warrant.
One of the times they stopped, she shined the big spotlight thing on me (since I imagine there aren't many 6'7" 325lb white dudes in the area), and I held up the can, started slurring my words, and said something to the effect off. "IM NOT...GUDDA....DROVING. I SWEEEEAAARRR. CASEY IS A SWEETHEART WERE GONNA GET JACKINTHEBOX DONTWORRYITSCOOL"
And then as they slowly started driving away, I "drunkenly" yelled THAnK Yiu FOR yeR ServICE!!!!!!
Rofl.
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