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update on my homeless adventures

  1. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Dude, thotgirl, I panhandle, and I eat better than ramen noodles. Wtf.

    On an average day, I usually eat at least 3 square meals of some high end food from some over priced yuppy resturant. I get a lot of lamb and curry from this one place. Good as fuck. It's 17$ on their menu.
  2. Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Dude, thotgirl, I panhandle, and I eat better than ramen noodles. Wtf.

    On an average day, I usually eat at least 3 square meals of some high end food from some over priced yuppy resturant. I get a lot of lamb and curry from this one place. Good as fuck. It's 17$ on their menu.

    Yeah noodles or pasta my cat eats before me so i gotta be tight on my budget. The only time i get to eat good is on sugar daddy dates. But bc im so used to eating little i cant finish it all. If i was in ny i can eat good for free or relatively cheap as i have an app on my phone where restaurants sell the food they were gonna throw out at the end of the day for cheap. Really helpful if you travel to big cities.
  3. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Thotgirl Not really the connections he has hates him :/ they only owe him money other than that a petty boosting criminal isnt gonna be able to acclumiate much clout. They dont even know i reported his ass. Infact imagine big bubba is raping his ass.

    It doesn't work like that


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  4. Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc It doesn't work like that


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    Oh well.
  5. Originally posted by hydromorphone Yeah noodles or pasta my cat eats before me so i gotta be tight on my budget. The only time i get to eat good is on sugar daddy dates. But bc im so used to eating little i cant finish it all. If i was in ny i can eat good for free or relatively cheap as i have an app on my phone where restaurants sell the food they were gonna throw out at the end of the day for cheap. Really helpful if you travel to big cities.
  6. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what do you do to earn a living, narc ?

    Id be up to sending UK powdered baby milk to China if you know anybody over there interested banny. Let me know, I'll find out prices for you.


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  7. Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers I'm down with that, I think feeding someone to lions or COCKodiles if they've been sentenced to death is a more natural way of executing/sacrificing people. It's more organic. Also cheaper and more entertaining.

    you dont offer rotten meats to god,

    you offer your best and freshest meats.
  8. Originally posted by Narc Id be up to sending UK powdered baby milk to China if you know anybody over there interested banny. Let me know, I'll find out prices for you.


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    no thanks.

    uk milk powders are imported from china.
  9. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you dont offer rotten meats to god,

    you offer your best and freshest meats.

    The Celts used to sacrifice their kings.

    The modern equivalent would be high level politicians.
  10. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no thanks.

    uk milk powders are imported from china.

    I seriously doubt that


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  11. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Narc I seriously doubt that


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    The reason Brexit isn't going well is because the Gods are angry.

    You must sacrifice Theresa May to ensure a bountiful harvest.
  12. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country The reason Brexit isn't going well is because the Gods are angry.

    You must sacrifice Theresa May to ensure a bountiful harvest.

    Who's Teresa may?


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  13. Ghost Black Hole
    mommy may
  14. Originally posted by Narc I seriously doubt that


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    doubts doesnt change facts.
  15. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country The reason Brexit isn't going well is because the Gods are angry.

    You must sacrifice Theresa May to ensure a bountiful harvest.

    no, the reason is because both the negotiating sides is headed by WOMEN.

    jad they been men there will either be peace or war right now.
  16. both ought to be offered to god.
  17. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny doubts doesnt change facts.

    No, but European health and safety codes do tho in the UK. And even if it did come from China it would be subject to the tightest quality control procedures in the world before it got anywhere near a store shelf.

    Let's have it right banny, the real reason is coz you're about as near to China as I am. As we've all known all along, As do the feds.


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