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update on my homeless adventures

  1. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Your nerves go into overdrive? Huh.
  2. Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mashlehash Your nerves go into overdrive? Huh.

    Yeah basically i feel pain for no reason bc of my neurological system.
  3. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Awh that's no good.
  4. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Get you some Mashew, I think she likes you.
  5. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Thotgirl I have pcos endo and fibromyalgia existence is pain somedays. Basically my womb isnt right and my nerves go into over drive.

    Carb restriction can help with pcos. Probably fibro too.
  6. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Cock block detected
  7. Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Carb restriction can help with pcos. Probably fibro too.
    When i did have money in the beginning i ate magic noodles no carbs but still got my noodly goodness.
  8. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Thotgirl Story time!

    Two weeks ago i got a guys parole revoked!

    So this guy comes over to my house. Bc i knew has "connections" and carded ccs. I wanted to get cash w/o having to go on dates. So im talking then he starts perving on me and i go and fake cry saying i don't wanna fuck. That ive had bad experiences. Hes like why and i told him that i had to raise money for my mothers medical debts.

    Any who long story short despite repeated protests even him jerking off in my bathroom and making me watch he promises money and 5k delivered in 2 weeks. Enough to pay pimp for awhile and gtfo. He fucks off saying he will be back at two i get a message from at 2 saying hes going to jail turns out fb messenger shows he was online for an hour. Unless he shoved his phone up his ass b4 the cops got him. Lie. So i start reminding him of the 5k saying hey you promised screenshots and messages. All ignored.

    Day after hes on the street he tries being friendly but im like fuck you. Now your not gonna be out of jail for a po violation soon. Especially in ga they keep you until your revocation hearing.

    So i sat for a few days thinking long and hard how to best dealing with being lied to. Then reported him to his po officer for all the multiple times he said he shoplifted and handed them the lifted stuff he left behind. With the security tags still on it. Long story short lie to me and you'll get assfucked. His po is revoked hes now in prison for the rest of his 20 year sentence.

    You're so gonna end up in a shallow grave real soon.


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  9. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Thotgirl Im so sick of ramen.

    Try earning a fucking living like everyone else ya ponse.


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  10. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Maybe we should all direct our local homeless shelters to this site. I mean, they don't have a life, right? Who else has time for a site like this other than people with way too much time on their hands? It might be interesting. A lot of them are prostitutes and various kinds of petty criminals and even some serial killers.
  11. It's impossible to have too much time on your hands...surely that's the goal of everyone, to have as much free time and money as possible.

    When was the last time you heard someone say "Oh I wish I only had 1 week to live!"...oh wait, this is NIS...that's everyone.
  12. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    I think I'm going to do it. Yeah, I just gotta come up with a clever way to advertise, then I'll leave flyers around the jail and homeless shelter. There's people on this site that can help some of these criminals become a little bit more refined. Most will probably not though.
  13. Originally posted by Lanny Tell him to sign up, I'm down for some shitposting with vietnam car-man

    so that you can ban him when he turned out to be too beta ?
  14. Originally posted by Narc Try earning a fucking living like everyone else ya ponse.


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    what do you do to earn a living, narc ?
  15. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Narc is making a good point. For an ex con, he's quite reasonable. Some of the best advice I got ironically was from a puerto rican meth head that was covered in tattoos.

    People tend to feel sorry for themselves. I heard this one homeless drug addict guy say the other day "I know what its like to not have a dime for months and eat out of trash cans"

    hahaha what a crybaby faggot. Nobody in the US has to literally eat out of trash unless you have some kind of terrible medical emergency where eating is the only thing that'll fix it.

    There is literally churches and charities everywhere that give out food every single day. And there's temp services if nothing else. There's jobs everywhere here. I think most people that end up living a life of petty crime are just emo pussies that need to pull up their skirt and find a job.
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers Narc is making a good point. For an ex con, he's quite reasonable. Some of the best advice I got ironically was from a puerto rican meth head that was covered in tattoos.

    People tend to feel sorry for themselves. I heard this one homeless drug addict guy say the other day "I know what its like to not have a dime for months and eat out of trash cans"

    hahaha what a crybaby faggot. Nobody in the US has to literally eat out of trash unless you have some kind of terrible medical emergency where eating is the only thing that'll fix it.

    There is literally churches and charities everywhere that give out food every single day. And there's temp services if nothing else. There's jobs everywhere here. I think most people that end up living a life of petty crime are just emo pussies that need to pull up their skirt and find a job.

    Thankfully,for the rest of us, you're not a legislator.
  17. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    I don't believe people should have to work to breathe clean air or eat clean uncontaminated food or drink uncontaminated water. The native americans were doing just fine without jobs, they would be considered in poverty and made fun of by today's brainwashed cultures. But I guarantee if they could be given all their land back and returned to that way of life, they would.

    Money and governments are a concept that can only ultimately be used to enslave people. Everyone should be given 10 acres of land providing they don't pollute it and don't have more than 2 kids. But until that happens, people need to stop being pussies and get a job.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers I don't believe people should have to work to breathe clean air or eat clean uncontaminated food or drink uncontaminated water. The native americans were doing just fine without jobs, they would be considered in poverty and made fun of by today's brainwashed cultures. But I guarantee if they could be given all their land back and returned to that way of life, they would.

    your forgetting they had human sacrifices.
  19. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your forgetting they had human sacrifices.

    I'm down with that, I think feeding someone to lions or COCKodiles if they've been sentenced to death is a more natural way of executing/sacrificing people. It's more organic. Also cheaper and more entertaining.
  20. Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc You're so gonna end up in a shallow grave real soon.


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    Not really the connections he has hates him :/ they only owe him money other than that a petty boosting criminal isnt gonna be able to acclumiate much clout. They dont even know i reported his ass. Infact imagine big bubba is raping his ass.
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