2019-01-15 at 11:52 PM UTC
Had some friends over one weekend because the mom and pop had gone out of town. We got drunk and passed out and we woke up and decided to cook breakfast so we put bacon in the gas stove broiler and forgot about it until the smoke was pouring out. My friend opened up the broiler and fire was raging up the oven part. He grabbed a cup and filled it with water and by the time I said NOOOOOOOOOO! It was too late. That grease and fire jumped away from that water like Candy runs from Matt. Fire was everywhere and my friend got burned but fuck his stupid ass! So we ran out of the house (fire was everywhere) over to the neighbors and called the fire department but the house was now in burn down mode, it was too late when the sirens arrived. It worked out because they had insurance and there was no evidence of the beer cans and the cat was across the street.
2019-04-10 at 1:47 PM UTC
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[the staring tame crusher]
When I lived in canada me and my friends burnt down this place for.storing horses(it was empty) a mock fort which was used for.hosting music events and quite a few hectares of prairie....just playing with a lighter
2019-04-10 at 2:47 PM UTC
And that's why you're an Autistic faggot.
2019-04-10 at 3:20 PM UTC
No OP
I was probably fingering girls and getting my dick sucked at a young age, Not setting fires like some retard Michael Myers type.
2019-04-30 at 5:24 PM UTC
I was probably 13 or 14 and living at my parents house on a circle cul-de-sac when a guy pulled into the driveway with smoke pouring out of his engine compartment. I ran in the house and grabbed the fire extinguisher from the basement stairwell. I returned to his car, opened the hood and, with its last blast, managed to put out the flames. I don't remember the guy thanking me. He definitely didn't offer to pay for the spent extinguisher. And...I had to explain the mess in the driveway and why the extinguisher needed replacing when my parents got home.
2019-05-11 at 2:24 AM UTC
One time on a multi family vacation all us boys were sleeping in the same bedroom in this massive cabin at a state park, and my brother and his friends who were like 15 and i was 9 or 10 were lighting their farts on fire. My brother didn't have any and was disappointed about it, and they told me to say so when I had one, but I scared to even though I secretly was farting big deep farts as quietly as I could for about 2 hours. I did light one eventually, but it didn't work very well.