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don't try stealing from walmart
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2019-05-10 at 5:34 PM UTC
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2019-05-10 at 7:24 PM UTCYes and even with a cinched waist it still barely got one lol
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2019-05-10 at 7:34 PM UTCIve never stolen anything
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2019-05-10 at 7:35 PM UTC
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2019-05-10 at 7:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL Actually, I'm the best street fighter you ever saw. Always have been, ever since I was a teenager. I've never lost a fight, and I've been in hundreds. By the time K-Mart closed all its stores in Canada, my knuckles had dozens of hairline fractures all across, my knees were starting to get fucked, my elbows had fractures, scars all over my body, sore as all fuck. I don't think I could have kept it up much longer anyways. Working LP at a busy and large department store, you have to endure epic, all-out fights in the parking lot every couple of days at least. It's crazy. Nobody wants to go in willingly. About one out of five perps fight all the way and throw punches, and often, they have friends who also jump in, so you're often three or four to one. I've been dragged across the parking lot at high speed from the driver's side, trying to get the vehicle into neutral, nailed in the head and face a thousand times, kicked, scratched, choked, but none ever got away, not one, and I never lost a single fight the whole time.
You're so full of shit speckles
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2019-05-10 at 7:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by Archer513 Ive never stolen anything
All thieves should lose a hand
Really I do regret it now kinda.
My whole life growing up getting shit stolen from me. Bleak childhood being a hood rat, where I try to extract joy from material things that I would seldom even have...only for some dick to come along and steal my shit and ruin my day. So often this would happen, and I would just be better off not having nice things cause niggas would just take them if I did.
Shoplifting was still a bad idea. I will get caught if I steal. I know I will. Some niggas steal, some niggas get stolen from. I'm the latter that's just the way it has to be.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-05-10 at 8:05 PM UTC
Originally posted by BummyMofo Really I do regret it now kinda.
My whole life growing up getting shit stolen from me. Bleak childhood being a hood rat, where I try to extract joy from material things that I would seldom even have…only for some dick to come along and steal my shit and ruin my day. So often this would happen, and I would just be better off not having nice things cause niggas would just take them if I did.
Shoplifting was still a bad idea. I will get caught if I steal. I know I will. Some niggas steal, some niggas get stolen from. I'm the latter that's just the way it has to be.
As my favorite anime character loves to say:
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2019-05-10 at 8:07 PM UTC
Originally posted by BummyMofo Really I do regret it now kinda.
My whole life growing up getting shit stolen from me. Bleak childhood being a hood rat, where I try to extract joy from material things that I would seldom even have…only for some dick to come along and steal my shit and ruin my day. So often this would happen, and I would just be better off not having nice things cause niggas would just take them if I did.
Shoplifting was still a bad idea. I will get caught if I steal. I know I will. Some niggas steal, some niggas get stolen from. I'm the latter that's just the way it has to be.
All thieves get thieved from. This is what the too quick to judge fags fail to consider. Also fuck Walmart, how many hundreds of millions do they avoid paying in taxes every year? Those fuckers are stealing from all of us, I got no sympathy for them losing shit. Anyone who works towards evening up that score should be praised.
Good one bummy.
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2019-05-10 at 8:27 PM UTCI don't approve of walmart as a business either I think it's some scum shit.
but you're more likely to screw yourself over by shoplifting. not really "sticking it to the man" -
2019-05-10 at 8:36 PM UTC
Originally posted by BummyMofo I don't approve of walmart as a business either I think it's some scum shit.
but you're more likely to screw yourself over by shoplifting. not really "sticking it to the man"
Ive only stolen out neccesity most of the time. And i dont get the anarchy intent behind some peoples motivation to steal. No brah your not a rebel fighting a regime. Walmart is a big corperation they actually plan their prices for this shit. So either way whether you pay or not your not sticking it to the man. Your just a teeny tiny drop of water in the sea. I hate tumblr bc of it just be honest tumblrites you steal because you enjoy it. Dont justify it as a rebellion against a corrupt form of government.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-05-10 at 9:04 PM UTC
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2019-05-10 at 9:20 PM UTCYeah I wouldn't shoplift just to 'stick it to the man' either, thats fucking retarded.
In fact personally I'd avoid hitting the larger supermarkets altogether if self preservation is a quality you possess. They have way over the top security and getting caught sooner rather than later is a given. Instead hit the smaller thousand square foot sorta sized places. Those ones will only have security guards if its in a rougher part of town and you should avoid those ones too. In the nicer areas shoplifting is less of a problem so their losses won't add up to the cost of paying a dedicated security guard and they'll rely only on staff keeping vigilant, which they can't do too much if they have other things to concentrate on.
One tip I can give you in those stores. At the moment you conceal something, watch the back door going to the staff only area and offices. If anyone comes out of that door within 30 seconds of the moment you've concealed and especially if they come straight to either the aisle you're in or the main exit of the store and then just hang around there, then they have most likely just watched you conceal on the camera. So just return the items and leave.
However if nobody comes out that door and nobody working on the shop floor has clocked you then you're most likely fine in 99 out of a hundred cases.
There are pretty decent items in those sort of stores too. Especially if they have the bottles of spirits out on the shelves. That shit always easy to sell and fairly good money too. For spirits that are capped with an alarm you can wrap a sheet of foil around the cap to block the alarm signal. Just use the thicker foil you can find.
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2019-05-10 at 9:25 PM UTCI wouldn't shoplift but I have fantasized about waiting till a store is closed and stealing all their junk food.
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2019-05-10 at 9:27 PM UTCThe stores have no problem stealing from you tho. Just saying.
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2019-05-10 at 9:27 PM UTC
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2019-05-10 at 9:34 PM UTCIts still stealing.
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2019-05-10 at 9:35 PM UTC
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2019-05-10 at 9:55 PM UTC
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2019-05-10 at 10:05 PM UTC
Originally posted by Narc Not at all. My point is with the holier than thou types saying op should burn in hell for stealing from a store, lol. Its like the store steals from you, I steal from the store and you have a problem with me, haha, fucking retards.
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Im neutral i can't judge i see both ends of the coin. But i really hate people who mask their ill intentions. Im upfront. -
2019-05-10 at 10:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by Thotgirl Ive only stolen out neccesity most of the time. And i dont get the anarchy intent behind some peoples motivation to steal. No brah your not a rebel fighting a regime. Walmart is a big corperation they actually plan their prices for this shit. So either way whether you pay or not your not sticking it to the man. Your just a teeny tiny drop of water in the sea. I hate tumblr bc of it just be honest tumblrites you steal because you enjoy it. Dont justify it as a rebellion against a corrupt form of government.
I was stealing food cause I was hungry and not doing well but they did not care. They just yelled at me, accused me of being on drugs, then called the cops without informing me that they were going to do that. It pisses me off to a degree for sure, but I have to accept it. shoplifting for ANY FUCKIN REASON can fuck you over. if I had known what woulda happened I wouldve sooner gone hungry...
