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  1. #81
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Some campus police a few months ago tried to tell me it was illegal to possess body armor if you're not the police. After they left, I googled it, and the fucktards flat out lied.

    Texas Penal Code Section 46.041 prohibits convicted felons from possessing metal or body armor. This statute has no five-year limitation like the UPF statute: a convicted felon can never possess metal or body armor.

    I've never been convicted of a felony, so that wouldn't apply to me. I had a word with their superiors. They told me "I don't know how one of our officers would jepardize their career over that, because that's what lying about it would do" and I said they're ex military, they could likely get higher paying jobs in the private sector since their experience is so valued and the private sector security industry is booming.

    But I told him just give them a warning so it doesn't happen again.
  2. #82
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Grylls im not surprised

    i wouldnt trust you with a banana you fucking idiot

    You gay bro?
  3. #83
    Originally posted by Grylls my cock is a big floppy banana size

    think about it

    your banana must be rather small.

  4. #84
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mashlehash What did they look like?

    Mash's Autism trait:


    "What was their bone structure like, do you think they were pure blooded Americans or diluted?"




    OP well done for figting back albeit I think the knife part was added for effect. 2 guys, one has a knife yet you wrestled it out of his hand without the other smashing you AND getting stabbed? You fought your ground regardless, respect for that.
  5. #85
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm not allowed to own a firearm. Plus people go to prison all the time for using a gun in self defense

    Carrying a gun everywhere is a pain in the ass, and its almost useless it because if you do shoot somebody legal or not, you're in for a world of shit. And if you win your case after probably sitting around in lockup for a long time with an astronomically high bail amount, you got a shitload of legal fees afterwards.

    just carry a knife if anything.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #86
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers Some campus police a few months ago tried to tell me it was illegal to possess body armor if you're not the police. After they left, I googled it, and the fucktards flat out lied.



    I've never been convicted of a felony, so that wouldn't apply to me. I had a word with their superiors. They told me "I don't know how one of our officers would jepardize their career over that, because that's what lying about it would do" and I said they're ex military, they could likely get higher paying jobs in the private sector since their experience is so valued and the private sector security industry is booming.

    But I told him just give them a warning so it doesn't happen again.

    what were you doing that prompted him to say this to you?
  7. #87
    Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman
    Does duct taping phone books around your torso considered "body armor"?
  8. #88
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    No update pics? hmm I really believed you sexy beast. Well fuck you til I get an update and pics.
  9. #89
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dregs No update pics? hmm I really believed you sexy beast. Well fuck you til I get an update and pics.

    So you're a lot fatter and uglier than thotgirl?
  10. #90
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Dregs No update pics? hmm I really believed you sexy beast. Well fuck you til I get an update and pics.

    I guess I didn't feel the need to do update pics.. I'm on tinychat often come see me there. tinychat.com/tinybltc

    im actually getting the stitches taken out today, I look a lot better than I did the other day.
  11. #91
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    I was wearing a gerber vest, one that looked similar to ones you'd normally see with plate armor, but it wasn't one of those.
  12. #92
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    We need updated pics of the bruising and such.
  13. #93
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    k here it is before i leave to go get my stiches taken out.

  14. #94
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    it looks kinda yellow like im bart simpson.
  15. #95
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Growing into that elongated wiener nose quite nicely.
  16. #96
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby it looks kinda yellow like im bart simpson.

    thats green.
  17. #97
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers Growing into that elongated wiener nose quite nicely.

    yeah it happens. im still growing into my big piece
  18. #98
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Oh ok. So it wasnt make up after all šŸ‘ jk jkšŸ˜†
  19. #99
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Oh ok. So it wasnt make up after all šŸ‘ jk jkšŸ˜†
    I'm a guy I don't ware makeup.
    can we see a picture of you, without makeup?
  20. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    No billy we cannot at this time see a pic of me with or without lipstick.
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