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Shitting In The Doghouse At Work

  1. #21
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III i mean…they make you go to the dentist and doctor and shit like that if that's what you mean. as far as what the actual members want, you're not allowed to do most drugs, not allowed to have sex a lot of the time, not allowed to do the things you want like read. the only aspect of you they "take care"of is your ability to be used as a body and work for them

    i meant the type of job available.
  2. #22
    Admin African Astronaut
    From what I hear, you want to join in this order...

    Airforce
    Army
    Marines
    Navy
  3. #23
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    yes exactly, inlist en all of them and ur a supersoldier with 4x pay you get the allforces retireement package and 5 custom bumperstickers in ur car
  4. #24
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    "My Son is An Airmy Narine"
  5. #25
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    yeah, well, my son is a smarmy tangerine, so there.
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Lanny "My Son is An Airmy Narine"

    your a trainmy.
  7. #27
    Admin African Astronaut
    I learned something this week. If I speak with a very scratchy voice, which I find easy to do, customers get mad and hang up, which improves my AHT, which allows me to take my time even more.

    What other hidden gems could there be in the call center industry?
  8. #28
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Admin I learned something this week. If I speak with a very scratchy voice, which I find easy to do, customers get mad and hang up, which improves my AHT, which allows me to take my time even more.

    What other hidden gems could there be in the call center industry?

    Or talk like Vincent Price to them.
  9. #29
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your a trainmy.

    What about my a trainmy?
  10. #30
    Originally posted by Admin I learned something this week. If I speak with a very scratchy voice, which I find easy to do, customers get mad and hang up, which improves my AHT, which allows me to take my time even more.

    What other hidden gems could there be in the call center industry?

    I called walmart pharmacy today along with like 5 other medical centers to get some insurance stuff done, and it went fine with all of them except with walmart, because while it wasn't the EASIEST or a very common procedure, it wasn't that fucking hard either.

    The guy from walmart was some fatass Somalian with a loud, slow voice who couldn't talk for shit. Anybody else I'm sure could get my request done very easily, but he's one of those guys you just gotta hang up on immediately because fuck that noise.
  11. #31
    Admin African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietYellow I called walmart pharmacy today along with like 5 other medical centers to get some insurance stuff done, and it went fine with all of them except with walmart, because while it wasn't the EASIEST or a very common procedure, it wasn't that fucking hard either.

    The guy from walmart was some fatass Somalian with a loud, slow voice who couldn't talk for shit. Anybody else I'm sure could get my request done very easily, but he's one of those guys you just gotta hang up on immediately because fuck that noise.

    How do you he was fat?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. #32
    Originally posted by Lanny What about my a trainmy?

    i forgot.
  13. #33
    Originally posted by Admin How do you he was fat?

    that deep, bassy, hollow voice.
  14. #34
    ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Admin So they don't like me at work. They treat me like shit. They clearly want me to quit.

    I work at a call center and it has very high turnover.

    What things can I do to piss off management?

    I like to play dumb like I don't know how certain procedures are done and ask a bunch of questions making my calls long. I also try to sound uncertain when customers want me to reassure then about things.

    I have shit for customer reviews(few and low) and I'm on a list due to customers calling back.

    What else can I do to shit in this shitter?

    Just quit you dumb fuck. Uh huh, “Pretending” to be dumb, when they already “know” you’re a dumb fuck?! Yeah, you get em Einstein!
  15. #35
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ScarletLetter Just quit you dumb fuck. Uh huh, “Pretending” to be dumb, when they already “know” you’re a dumb fuck?! Yeah, you get em Einstein!

    Good advice! Now c'mere.
  16. #36
    ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Erekshun Good advice! Now c'mere.

    Haiyyyyy, Wassup my nigga!?!🥰
  17. #37
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Getting ready for bike week, bought a bike. I am psyched! Been a while.
  18. #38
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    How about you?
  19. #39
    ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman
    A Harley? ♥️ or did you get youself a dweeby peddle pusher?🤣
  20. #40
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ScarletLetter A Harley? ♥️ or did you get youself a dweeby peddle pusher?🤣

    Lol Not a Harley, even better. I got an Indian Scout.
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