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  1. Originally posted by CandyRein πŸ˜‚

    I actually was a telemarketer for discover business card when I was in my early 20s

    *facepalm*

    Mmmm I'd have you checking my balance everyday and putting a hold on my "transactions"
  2. CandyRein Black Hole
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    I laughed out loud in real life πŸ˜‹

    Hold on my transactionsπŸ˜‚
  3. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Crushed up Adderall XR.
  4. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Jill Valentine ass
  5. 🐿 African Astronaut
    I'm glad I didnt suffocate you.
  6. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by CandyRein Not really :/
    Usually on my days off when I don’t wanna cook but I like cooking a lot


    I loved those discover card commercials πŸ˜‹

    would you cook me something?

    ill bring the candles

    we should have a romantic meal together
  7. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Lol why you talkin like that?
  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls would you cook me something?

    ill bring the candles

    we should have a romantic meal together

    Nooo... I’m dating a man who would kill us both... but we can do a double date !

    Bring that chubby Asian girl
    Me luv her long time πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜‡
  9. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by CandyRein Nooo… I’m dating a man who would kill us both… but we can do a double date !

    Bring that chubby Asian girl
    Me luv her long time πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜‡

    dont be rude, shes not chubby

    shes fat
  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls dont be rude, shes not chubby

    shes fat

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    She’s pleasantly plump !
  11. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by CandyRein πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    She’s pleasantly plump !

    ya but in their language we say "Pum pui"
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    OmgπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



    Dang I can’t even pronounce that almost πŸ˜‹
  13. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by CandyRein OmgπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



    Dang I can’t even pronounce that almost πŸ˜‹

    id post some pics of my adventure but not here
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    errrrh...tpt..tpt..tpt

    an accidental hair, from kissing all up on-- my lil' man, Cicss-erow.
  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Cicero got lucky.
  16. That's a weird name for a vagina.
  17. ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's a weird name for a vagina.

    I'm sure you've heard worse, even if it has been such a Long time. /winks
  18. Originally posted by ScarletLetter I'm sure you've heard worse, even if it has been such a Long time. /winks

    Back in the old days we used to call them "hairy mary".

    "Hey show us yer 'airy mary!"

    "I will for a pound"
  19. ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Back in the old days we used to call them "hairy mary".

    "Hey show us yer 'airy mary!"

    "I will for a pound"

    I bet you was a rich young 'Ladd' weren't you!! /winks again
  20. The only riches I had as a young lad were those of dashing good looks, charm and charisma...and of course the adoration of a string of young (and older) women.
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