2019-05-03 at 4:41 PM UTC
I dont even know what this thread is about but its about lil choo choo now.
I love her so much. More than my dead dad even. Weird
. Like I'm over my dad but not over chootie. I just want chootie back. But it ok wink. Its ok. I'm totally over it its not like she is the only thing that I ever cared about see how I called her a thing and not a she ? See I dont care it's fine she is fine ! Leave her alone. Shes playing.
2019-05-03 at 4:42 PM UTC
Originally posted by DontTellEm
The first time I did coke I immediately threw up everywhere lol
I can't remember the first time I smoked
The first time a guy fucked you he probably did the same thing see what I did there ? I'm just kidding dont tell them psn
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2019-05-03 at 4:43 PM UTC
I love you MQ. You’ll care about something again as much as chootie. I promise. She’s your sweet little guardian angel now.
2019-05-03 at 4:43 PM UTC
Also I don’t care much about my dead dad either so you don’t have to feel bad about that.
2019-05-06 at 9:57 PM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
i jacked off and came on a tree the first time i smoked
2019-05-06 at 11:45 PM UTC
do you still take placebozac?? Thats cool that it worked for you. Doctors seem to not like prozac very much anymore because it's "old".
2019-05-06 at 11:47 PM UTC
Originally posted by DietYellow
do you still take placebozac?? Thats cool that it worked for you. Doctors seem to not like prozac very much anymore because it's "old".
I moved on to Venlafaxine. The effects of prozac were very profound for me. Doctors don't like "old" medications because of patents. Nothing else other than profits and kickbacks. Medicine is the most crooked profession in the world.
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2019-05-07 at 12:14 AM UTC
Nil
African Astronaut
[the overexcited four-footed chanar]
Yeah first time I smoked it didnt do shit, same with shrooms too.
2019-05-07 at 12:24 AM UTC
with shrooms i find that hard to believe unless you subdosed
2019-05-07 at 12:25 AM UTC
Although I admit, I didn't really get high the first time I did heroin. First few times really.
2019-05-07 at 12:40 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
When me and my friends were younger, we smoked some pot mixed with tea of sorts and then we all went into this japanese oriental restaurant for dinner. I started laughing out loud at the server because I could not understand him.
2019-05-07 at 12:54 AM UTC
HOLY SHIT YEAH! I was in 10th grade I think and I got a ride with my brother to school. He started school 1 hour early being a senior so I went to my first period class to just wait because it was cold as FUCK and I didn't want to walk to school. These 2 stoners were in early and they decided to go off campus and smoke and invited me. We went about 500 yards off campus and they loaded a pipe with some gangster and topped it off with hash. Not sure how many hits I took but I didn't feel anything the whole walk back to campus. They were real OG's and were talking about how high they were. They asked me how I was and I told them I didn't feel anything and they were like WTF? I remember when I first stepped onto the school sidewalk it was like BAM! It hit me. I asked them where were we going? They were like OH FUCK! They got me to class and sat me down and told me to chill. We were all in the front row of the biology class with fish tanks bubbling in the back of my head, FUCK! The teacher decided to give a lecture and sat in a chair right in front of me! I couldn't deal! She must have seen my fireball eyes and smelled my smoke ass and stopped her biology lecture to lecture us on why our eyes turn red when we smoke weed. She said that the pot gets in the bloodstream and makes it's way to the eyeballs and fuck, like the capillaries of the eyes get clogged or something and BOOM! The capillaries burst and blood makes your eyes red. I was like FUCK!!!! My eyes fucking hurt after that shit! Damn bitch! All this time these fish aquariums are bubbling in the back of my head, FUCK! After what seemed like all day the first period bell rang and I left class, not knowing where my second period class was. I wound up in my 5th period class and all these kids were coming in that I didn't recognize and the teacher finally came in and asked why I was there? I think I said "oh yeah" and I left. I decided to go home and fuck! That was a paranoid walk! Every siren I heard had me running into the woods or whatever I could do to hide. FUCK!
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