Originally posted by Bill Krozby
Jackie and I went out last night to see one of our friends theatrical preformances, after that we went to an after party and there were these two dudes that are bad news, they were talking about how their going to find a girl to drug and use at this party. Towards the end of the party I was outside with jackie and they came out and were talking to us but were getting increasingly agressive and maniacal. I ent up telling them we're gonna head off, and one of them pulls a knife out saying I can leave but she's staying and I say "fuck that, come get some faggot" he comes at me with the knife and I wrestle him to the broke his finger or at least sprained it getting the knife out of his hand and he friend comes and kicks me in the face, luckily my friend carter heard the commotion and came out and we fought the two guys off, but I was in a daze and bleeding a lot and someone called the ambulance.
Ent up getting stiches in my right ear and in my right eyebrow And my collar bone is proken. They gave me two shots of morphine but then just scripted me 12 t'3's. So I'm eating those now and just chilling smoking a bowl.
Did you call the cops...also that sounds like a nice lawsuit $$$
Am I the only person who realized he just borrowed some of his girlfriends makeup and smeared bbq sauce on his face to make it look like someone beat him up? Too bad it's fake, maybe someone's fist could make his nose look less like a wiener.
i can't believe this honest white man would lie about any of this...i just can't. he probably goes to church and fucks the nuns and mothers every day with ginornous jesus fuckstick. shit his girl should be worried though
I can't believe someone would get into a situation like that, honestly. I hope you made this up. It surely looks fake. I found some makeup once in the bathroom as a kid, made it look like I had a black eye. It looked so real my parents started freaking out.
EDIT: I'm guessing the perps weren't white. White gangsters usually won't do anything like that unless you disrespect them. Dude, if that happened to me there'd be a bunch of fresh corpses everywhere. Even if they hadn't managed to hit you at all, you should still kill them after beating their asses. Don't you know any gangsters?
I think Bill Krozby needs to stop hanging out with homeless mexican crackheads. They probably just thought they could punk him cause of his wiener shaped nose. "look at this j/ew fag, let's fuck his woman in front of him" probably what they thought.
EDIT: whoa, wait, what if mal (Malice) sent them to fuck Bill Krozby up? Just thought of that
Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers
I can't believe someone would get into a situation like that, honestly. I hope you made this up. It surely looks fake. I found some makeup once in the bathroom as a kid, made it look like I had a black eye. It looked so real my parents started freaking out.
EDIT: I'm guessing the perps weren't white. White gangsters usually won't do anything like that unless you disrespect them. Dude, if that happened to me there'd be a bunch of fresh corpses everywhere. Even if they hadn't managed to hit you at all, you should still kill them after beating their asses. Don't you know any gangsters?
They were both white. No I don't have out with gangster types