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Do you think that it's strange, or creepy, that Risir already moved from Germany to the United States, after only...

  1. Originally posted by Sudo I can literally write a how to guide about maintaining/fostering relationships from prison but some people I know are even better than me

    I bet it would go something like this

    1. swear blind you'll marry her when you get out
    2. Ask for another $30 a week for commissary
    3. Have sex nightly with cellies
    4. Give blowjobs for moonpies
    5. cry on on the phone about how much you miss her, then go earn more moon pies.

    lololol
  2. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Any whites over 50 should be banned from conversations like this.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I bet it would go something like this

    1. swear blind you'll marry her when you get out
    2. Ask for another $30 a week for commissary
    3. Have sex nightly with cellies
    4. Give blowjobs for moonpies
    5. cry on on the phone about how much you miss her, then go earn more moon pies.

    lololol

    You are reaching §m£ÂgØL like levels of faggotry
  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by DietYellow How do you think risir will respond to a breakoff? How does that look for you?

    Only a miserable lonely nigga like you would even be thinking about this ..
    lol @ early in the am too

    Originally posted by Dregs in the end she'll take all his money and he'll kill himself.

    real niggers be like that all the time.

    give it a 1-2 yr tops after this post.

    I think your crystal ball is broke Cleo..... keep dreaming loll
  5. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Well, no that isn't strange. Germans tend to fuck anything that moves. I used to talk to this German guy about pyrotechnics and stuff in a chatroom, and he ended up becoming obsessed with a morbidly obese girl from canada. Strangely his favorite explosive used sulfur as an oxidizer. Before he told me about that composition I never would've thought you could use sulfur for that.
  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by DietYellow What I'm saying is that risir is a guy under a lot of stress right now, and that guys under too much stress can snap. Moving to a new country for a relationship that doesnt work out is just a teeny weeny bit stressful, correct.

    Under stress? .. nigga you don’t talk to him wtf are you talking about so persistently retarded

    You don’t know what that nigga is under..he’s under me.. and I’m not heavy so I doubt he’s stressed

    Bitch lol @ you .. hopp off , faggot
  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers Well, no that isn't strange. Germans tend to fuck anything that moves. I used to talk to this German guy about pyrotechnics and stuff in a chatroom, and he ended up becoming obsessed with a morbidly obese girl from canada. Strangely his favorite explosive used sulfur as an oxidizer. Before he told me about that composition I never would've thought you could use sulfur for that.

    You’re in here talking trash when you should be making more trash threads
  8. Originally posted by Sudo You are reaching §m£ÂgØL like levels of faggotry

    I bet you were "bottom bunk" too..lololol
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I bet you were "bottom bunk" too..lololol

    😃🤣
  10. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein You’re in here talking trash when you should be making more trash threads
    Are you part German? I don't know why you're so offended, Germans will literally fuck anything that moves. If you aren't part German then it doesn't really apply to you.

    Also, my threads are pure gold. Everyone loves them. I bring people highly important information.
  11. Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers Germans will literally fuck anything that moves.

    That goes for most men...it's not limited to one nationality.
  12. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers Well, no that isn't strange. Germans tend to fuck anything that moves. I used to talk to this German guy about pyrotechnics and stuff in a chatroom, and he ended up becoming obsessed with a morbidly obese girl from canada. Strangely his favorite explosive used sulfur as an oxidizer. Before he told me about that composition I never would've thought you could use sulfur for that.

    This post is a thread destroyer. /thread
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers highly important

    This phrasing bothers me
  14. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That goes for most men…it's not limited to one nationality.
    I'm like 80% German and I have worked with people from every part of the planet. Nobody is more of a whore ethnicity than Germans. I have learned this over the years.
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers This post is a thread destroyer. /thread

    You're utilizing your anecdotal evidence of one German dude on the internet, as evidence for your theory?
  16. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo This phrasing bothers me

    It was highly coordinated.

  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    Brown gtfoh weirdo.. go back to your trash threads where the party is lol
  18. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung You're utilizing your anecdotal evidence of one German dude on the internet, as evidence for your theory?

    " I can't get laid in germaneeeeeeeeeeeee.... Germaneeeeeeeeeeee~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1""""
  19. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    i don't dream. i prefer real talk like your brothas and sistas would say. you keep dreaming though..you'll kill him or he'll kill himself 1-2 yrs tops. now thats real.
  20. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Brown gtfoh weirdo.. go back to your trash threads where the party is lol

    Take me now oh don';t you see, I can't get laid in Germaneeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


    ahahaha
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